“She stole half my brain and now I want it back, washed-off of course.”

“TRUE.”

“I think about her purty mouth when I'm alone in my cell at night.”

“remember all those nights in the RoD? where did it go wrong? WHERE???”

“Dove is a sex addict with a tiny vagina! ”

“Easily one of my most favorite peeps.

Hatefuck buddies for life.

”

“Does the term "medical spatula" mean anything to you? Masturbate with the hand of fate, sprinkle on some Dove powder and I'll see you in tijuana.”

“This one time God was all, "I'm bored. My work has been kind of sub par lately. I need to do something to impress everyone." Then he thought, "I'll show 'em! I'll show 'em all!" And threw down some, like, lightning bolts and fog or whatever, and out of the mist arouse DOVE. And God saw it, and it was good. And everyone cheered and threw a big parade with confetti and like 10 marching bands and a virgin sacrifice.”

“Everytime I see Dove's name I sing this in my head: Just like the white-winged dove, sings a song sounds like she's singin', ooo baby, ooo, say ooo. Yeah.

She's also so smart it hurts my head.”

“I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.....I love her.....I love her....I love her.....I love her.

Ok, I'm done.”

“This chica rocks my socks!”

“this chick r0x.
-k”