into: folk noir, dark comedy, anatomy trivia, baking, trees

not into: coffeehouse intellectuals, baby mama drama

makes me happy: new books, zombie movies, unsolicited kindness, cheesecake, coca-cola, knitting

makes me sad: centipedes

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Gangsta

stats: Top Secret

body mods: buh?

heroes: my daddy, worf, marie laveau, calvin and hobbes

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a man

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories