HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get
one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The
farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I
wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you
have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John
Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer
said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The
lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said,
"No, we both get up at 4:30."

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a
little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants
a dayvorce."

i dont know how to post pics on here anymore FUCK IT!

HAPPY FUCKEN VALENTINES!
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F or all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

WE SORTED OUR CRAP OUT AND WE HAVE DECIDED TO GET MARRIED ON OUR 20TH ANNIVERARY!!

IM HAPPY

well this last year my world has fallen apart. ive wanted to die. the love of my life for the past 18 has done me wrong. i still love him deeply but im lost.

im going home to melbourne, looks like for quite some time.