HOLY shit, I am back bitches... Thanks to whom ever reactivated me! love you!

New year, New Profile pics!
I hope you all had a safe and awesome new year.
I have made mistakes and I regret much this year. Lets hope I grow a pair to change things.

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me.

I need to change my profile pics. I look nothing like any of those ladies.

my tummy is all gurgly...ew.

So, I went to pick up a package today from UPS. I tried to get a phone number for the pick up place by using my shipping number. The robotic lady on the phone told me someone would call me in an hour...OH they never did. So, I have no location, no phone number and the place only is open between 10:30-12:13 or from 4-6 pm. It is in middleton somewhere...I am in middleton somwhere. I call customer service repeatedly... they try to give me directions. University ave goes from downtown Madison for 10 miles into middleton... The people on the phone were trying to give me directions...they couldn't give me cross streets and they were telling me that it was 2 miles from the start of university... when infact it is 8 miles from the start of university. I asked to be connected to the actual place where the package was so they could maybe help me with directions. They don't have that information at the UPS Call center/ location finder....YOU CAN GIVE ME SHIT DRIVING DIRECTIONS BUT YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE THE PHONE NUMBER TO THIS PLACE????? are you fucking kidding me. HOW the hell does that even work. so I was driving around for 2 hours trying to find this place when I figured I couldn't get there in time seeing as it was 12.:20 at this point... So here I am... at home, on mapquest... there is no phone for this place... when you type in UPS and the middleton address, it doesn't even show up... WHAT THE FUCK<<< rage does not even come close to what I am feeling right now...
So, Now i have to drive back out to middleton... to a place that i hope exsists.... cause... there is no phone number... or actual ups address for this location... great this should be fun... fanfuckingtastic.

i got the internets for home!!!!

AT work nothing to do... but look at BOOOBIES

my boyfriend is ignoring my texts... maybe cause they are dumb texts.

i don't write in complete sentences

iced latte horchata is the bomb... diggity

out

SOOOOOOOOO, here I am. I only update when I am in Minneapolis because A. I don't have internets B. my manager at the salon doesn't like when i looks at the porns at work. and C. ummmmbecause.

Nothing really new to report. I am in a stupid relationship with a stupid boy that I live with. I am pretty sure it will blow up in my face like an IED with shrapnel to boot. Ah love aint it grand.

Madison is fun and stuffs and yep.... Oh My friend is getting Married today... So congrats Mike and Heidi on the shotgun nups and stuff


ok so we got the flowers done and i need la brida to hop in the el bano for a showero so i can do her pello for the fucking ceremony.... shotgun nups and stuff.

love you all and stuff.

don't worry im not dead. I just don't have the internet...

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