flying within canada sucks harder than ever!! it's ridiculous!

i'm away for over 2 months and no one cares?!?
fuck you guys.

edit: i don't mean to fuck anyone actually...just hurt is all

hello again,
i've been laying low and kind of bored since i returned home from my vacation, which was fantastic! london was a blur..i loved the big breakfasts following the friday nights out, pure anarchy! and what a mess (literally)..i realize there may be some concern about bombs and such, but couldn't someone hide an explosive in those giant piles of garbage just as easily? and the public transit there was great! it only had me lost half of the time, instead of all the time as per.
amsterdam is hands down my favorite place i have ever visited! i had alot of good nights there...alot of last times too...as in, "last time i'll do that"... legal drugs (illegal drugs) and legal prostitution aside and i still love it...there is a really interesting juxtaposition between the lovliness of the canals and the swans and all the old beautiful buildings and then the red flourescent lights, flourescent "live sex show" signs and dozens and dozens of half naked women pouting and waving at all the stoned tourists...on one hand amsterdam is very clean,organized and linear...yet it has this rotten core (and i mean rotten in a good way) that for some reason works there when i'm sure anywhere else (anywhere else in north america anyways) would probably wreck it...pretty special place.
belgium was beautiful..i've got some nice pictures that i'll include in my next entry...i ate tons and tons of chocolate and drank gallons of beer...i came back form this trip wearing tight pants i'll tell ya! it's ok though, my ass only grows back...not out <----->
and of course i visited tons of museums and galleries and to talk about all of them would make for a way to long entry, but the highlights were the rijksmusuem, the crown jewels, all the rembrandts and the heinekin brewery! it was a silly giant heinekin commercial, but i got some great pictures and i love a beer buzz that early in the day.

so, after all my whining, i get to take a vacation after all...thank god!
i leave thursady night for london...then paris...then amsterdam..then berlin (or belgium..we'll see)
needless to say i am looking forward to it!
anyways, short boring post...haven't checked in in a while and i'm off to look at some nekked ladies! cheerio!

for fuck's sake!! nothing is going my way lately...i'm not going to get into it because i'm tired of all my bitching and moaning, but c'mon..give a girl a break! actually, here are a few of the better examples of how shite things have gone lately...
i have a hernia...recently i noticed my belly button looking a little wonky...and yep, hernia...it hurts.
i thought i was going to amsterdam in october and was pretty excited since i need a vacation (badly!!), but nope...i have to stay here for 2 measly days of work...so, that was a bit of a let down.
i misplaced $1500...i don't want to talk about that at all!
and my rent went up (really not that bad, but it still pissed me off)
those are just a few of the major dissapointments in a month FULL of dissapointments and much sorrow...i'll spare you the more pathetic of my complaints, but these days it's getting pretty easy to make mountains out of mole hills...

FUCKIN' HELL!! I JUST SPENT ALOT OF TIME TYPING A VERY INTERESTING POST AND THEN ERASED THE WHOLE BLOODY THING!!!

i'm yelling because i'm too lazy to write the entire thing again...ah well....next time.

pee wee!! what kind of sexual hijinks have you gotten yourself into this time?

oops!

have any of you seen this darren brown miracle? this fella is really gonna hurt me and david blaine's relationship...