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Bwahahaha
O.k seriously now...
where did I leave off?
Oh yeah,
I was the maid of honor in my first cousin's wedding!
On the way to the church:
I had to give a huge speech, it was epic, and funny, and caring, and a tear jerker at the end, the whole she-bang, then I got wasted and danced all night...
Dane is not amused
Hey they took away my glass, and gave me plastic!!
Weed break:
And then there was Columbus for the last Havana night..
We stayed with the lovely Sunshine.
Solace, Mneylu, Agy, Dane, and myself went out for some eats and shopping
Surly Girl!! Best pizza EVER. and soo many beers to chose form!
Pre-drinking at the hotel:
Candy mountain!!
At Havana:
Got to meet some Famous boobs
Hangin' with Steve Prue
Havana was awesome...actually my cousin's wedding should have been after the Havana posting technically, because I had to leave ridiculously early hung over from Havana to drive 10 hours straight to my cousin's wedding rehearsal!!
I had to keep pulling over to vomit, and the last time a state trooper pulled over behind me to see if I was o.k, it was so embarrassing!!
But I made it, and all was well.
So what else...
This past week-end little 'ol London town popped it's cherry with their very first Everything to do with sex show!! Yay!
I got to work with Dez, Archie, Mneylu, Nymph, Sphinx, Fynx, Tita, and Binny!
And a very special shout-out to Hopeful Agy for coming to support us!!
(which you should go comment up her set in member review! and another coming soon!! So this hot momma can go live and come to every convention with meee!!!)
I got my torso cast on the "Dungeon Stage" which was awesome!
I don't have a picture of the finished "bronze" copy of it. CON SARNIT
But I'll take one and update this later.
And on a side note, my dog is horrified by it, and growls at it.
Well the week-end was tight, and thanks to all the girls that helped! And for those that came and stayed at my place, I'm sorry my house was a disaster! next time it will be swanky I promise!
Coming up next:
Everything to do with sex show Toronto!! 24th-26th!!
Be there! T.O. is extra sexified.
OH! and,
Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!! (if your Canadian that is)
The last time I updated my blog was SG Canada East Gala...I fail.
I'm lazy I guess......nay, I lie. I have just been insanely busy this entire summer, and haven't got time for fucking ANYTHING.
SooooooOOOOOooooo....where to start.....
Went to wonderland a few times: I loves me some rides and funnel cake.
The Behemoth destroys!!!
Dane trying to look majestic
Agy and Dane
Summer douche-baggery
We Finally got to Bobcaygeon this year
My new snoogins Charlie!!!
The Hamilton animal control unit found him running in a hallway....
SG camping was great!
We shall do it again next year!
Bowling!!!!
Our shop went white water rafting in Ottawa in Aug.
It was drunken mayhem and rapids, featuring buffet style eating. It fucking ruled.
Our piercer trying to eat my dreads:
We found a dog skeleton on the beach and took it home to make this with it!
drunken wandering to the BMT (Big Main Thing)
Ground Hog!!!!
I was trying to go pose all nice with the scenery...
But I inhaled a gnat as soon as Dane took the picture!
Cicadas on my face!
And doing it:
Damn noisy bastards!
So I also managed the SG booth at the Rue Morgue festival of fear in T.O. two week-ends ago!
All the girls that worked for me were awesome, and we had a blast!
And Anthony V. (one of our tattoo artists who does special effects make-up) did me up all zombified for it!
Got to sign boobies!!!!
Agy lookin' all fancy
And punchy...
My sweetie cramming in the window (after she annihilated my curtains)
Holy crap...well I gotta go do actual work now and stop fucking hoggin' the computer...
But I was the bridesmaid at my cousin's wedding, and there was Havana night in Columbus! Which is a whole other blog post...we'll just leave that until next time folks!
OH YEAH!!!! I got a King Doberman named Gage, he's quite the handful!
Pics soon!!
Although, we got there late (obviously getting lost 3 times) and didn't take all that many...
But here it goes..
I look like a fucking giant here...
George and Agy, awww...snoochie boochies.
Dane & Willy
Giving the dude sign, cause I'm cool...*cough*
T & A:
Getting surly...
Looking our best for the camera...
Sadly, I have no pictures from the brunch party
In other news, shot some pics with my friend from T.O. Brian Reiser:
Campy time!
Oh no!
Water action
Any ladies in my area wanting to go to my fabulous camping retreat this July 24th-27th in Ridgeway PM me, or post in the SG Can East/Ontario SG boards! it's gonna be killer!
And my bum is in a flyer!
So, I'm going to the N.I.X. this week-end see you there if your going!
God's Girls will be there...
I can't wait.p.s-go check out Sean Herman's interview!
How's things?
No joke this time, EPIC FAIL.
So Hell City was amazing!
Even though this phyco who was fired from our shop showed up and bummed me out.
At least the piece of festering shit who was sending me death threats for firing him for being caught red-handed stealing from us wasn't there! yay!
(Say...if you know any 'good' ..'guys to ruff someone up' in Montreal, please, let me know, this guy needs a major lesson)
I got to help out at the seminar booth
And I had a blast drinking my face off and celebrating my 24th b-day.
!
Gave out the awards every night:
HEY TONY!!
In other news, I had another photo shoot with Chas Ray Krider
Which was awesome, fruitful, and fun as always.
And I must also bring this to your attention,
For it is disgusting and daunting news, if you are Canadian, or have friends or family in Canada, I beg you to do your part in striking down this Bill!
ITS NOT TO LATE ! WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!:
http://www.healthcanadaexposed.com/
Peace out
-Luscious
Oh! I almost forgot!
My U.S.American friends... VOTE RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!
Well now....How's it going interdweebs???
Riddle me this...
What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common??
Ba-zing!
HUZZAH!!!It's fucking MAY! Weeeeeeeee......(psssst...my b-day is on the 19th)
Our shop is as busy as ever, and we even hired two new tattoo artists, and a new piercer!
I was tattooin' Dane last week:
We got this new swanky clear/glows in blacklight ink....figured I would try it out first before anyone gets it.
I'm the best drunken score keeper ever!
My boy Lucky wuvs his bag
So we went to the zoo on the 27th with SG Canada East, had a blast....hung out with some awesome members/SGs and animals!
Some lazy pigs:
Elephants! Which we saw pee, and a kid was all "hey mom! look a waterfall!!"
Lazy hippo:
Me looking like an idiot trying to pose on the hippo:
Look how majestic the Zebra is:
At least the Cheetah wasn't peeing:
But it did see a little girl in a cheetah spotted cape and charged the fucking fence, and tried to eat her...or maybe mate with her....who knows. It was pissed.
This seal had repetitive stress disorder:
We thought this dude was fake, and we all sat there and watched it for like 1/2 an hour and the thing didn't fucking blink/breathe/piss N. E. thing.
So we eventually got one of the workers to poke it with a metal rod, and it blinked...what the fuck?
We adventured out to the construction area, and smoked a fatty....which lead to watching these Jaguars (a brother and sister) romp, play, and of course piss...I swear we all zoned out on them for like 40 mins.
And the spider monkey beside the Jaguar cage wasn't impressed with us ignoring him and tried to shit through the bars at us...
These tiger cubs were "mock mating" to impress everyone, and all the children had to listen to their stupid parents try to explain that they were cleaning each other and other lies...
for the love of god it's natural! tell your children the truth!!!
If I was ever forced to have children, I would as sure as hell tell it like it is, "well you see little Billy, baby animals play in a way that mimics their parents behavior, so that when they are grown up, they know how to do things right when they are on their own" there now was that soo hard?!?
On a more serious note, my friends, being on this site, I have some hope that you are above the normal mindless automaton that walks the streets of the Americas...
Everyone, especially U.S.Americans, please, as a personal favor to me.. go watch the movie:
It will change your life forever.
And also,
Please look into CHEMTRAILS. google it, NOW!
You have to know what you are being exposed to!
Educate yourself! KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! learn the Constitution to a T.
Our generation has to start acting on this shit, or else the world will be left in smoking ruin for our future generations...
If you are in any way kindred to my soul you will look into these things, and heed what I say, if you can appreciate my body, appreciate what I have to say...for these are what I am most passionate about in my life.
www.infowars.com
www.prisonplantet.com
www.wearechange.org
Fare well,
Luscious.
<3 )~
P.s-Come see me at HELL CITY!
