"What can I say about Luminaire? Nothing bad that's for sure. He has bailed my ass out in more than one occasion, and is a great road trip-co-pilot. He is truly a generous guy, and I'm very lucky to have him as a friend.
"You might get confused in the midst of the vast arena that is "Luminaire". However, upon closer disection of character, the multi-facetedness that IS this firey haired creature is highly intriguing and may or may not force you to succumb to violent urges of all kinds - mainly arogenous.
"I can't think of a single other person that I would rather award the Blue Ribbon to.
I can't be sure, but I'm pretty sure he hits on me all the time.
But that's okay, because when skinny guys hit on each other it isn't gay in the least."
"Lum is all awesome but he just can't get over himself and fuck Trevallion like he wants to for fear that the chicks won't love him. Or maybe it's because he fears for his butt. I know I would.
SupremePizzaMan
Seattle, WA
September 2003
DEC 25, 2005 12:27 AM