Roller derby kicks ass. There are a few teams here, but like you might expect, I only go see the women's teams. Co-ed derby, pfffft.

I have no hair to change, and am clean-shaven. I need to get a new ID card, and I can expect the clerks to complain if I roll in with a full beard.

I sort of wish I had homework, but I would use it to procrastinate and not do other more distasteful paperwork.

I've caused enough pain

Not store me our doesn't

When do I get my hug?

Yep, the sexual attraction to tough women is a major factor. I do think that all-woman teams allow for the team members to have more fun -no huge sweaty guy to compete against. So, egalitarianism/post-feminist feminism/sexual attraction. Yep.

I'm all over the homework, send it my way.

I have never been redeemable at any time in my life

That is also your super hot face. Like the new hair.

Ah it was a short tour. Haven't really earned a break. But I do have a bit of down time....should I go to...I don't know....NC?

You wouldn't be able to find me anyway and I'm always expecting it, if you wait til I least expect it I'll be dead

i like it

Good luck with that lol

Come over and I'll translate for you...

hmm for a new derby girl....get good equipment right away, you’ll save yourself injuries...get a good skating coach and stay on your skates as often as possible.