And the award for least diserable male goes to, me. I am apparently a hideous troll that repels the female species. I was surprised with a text message today that said," I don't want to lead you on, but I am seeing someone, we can still be friends, Oh joy. The baffeling part is that we only went out one time and I never indicated that I wanted to date her. The mere thought of dating me must be so repulsive to illicit this text after going out one time. The phrase "lets be friends" is the worst thing a girl can ever say to you, it basically means you will never be a real man in my eyes and I would rather fuck a cheese grater then you.

I love when a girl says she looks for a sense of humor in a guy, what really should be said is that I love a funny guy if that humor is good looking with abs.

if being a hard worker with a decent job and being a good guy is not a catch than I say eat a bag of dicks have fun with that

Greetings from NYC, went out on a little trip to NYC for the BIG 4 concert, Anthrax,Slayer,Megadeth and Metallica. I have to say that even though the day started off a little bit rough with getting displaced from my hotel due to an overbooking the day turned out to really redeem itself. The hotel Aloft sent me to Chelsea which is in a better location and will pay for my first night of the trip so that saved me about $200. At Yankee Stadium I found $90 bucks that someone must have dropped so that paid for my car service to and from the hotel.

I love NYC its a real gritty city filled with no bullshit type of people, the noise bounces off of all the buildings like a swarm of angry bees, this hustle and bustle puts me at ease and is a welcome vacation from dealing with work.

Going to Exxxotica in November to meet the lovely folks in the adult industry yet again and then off to Vegas in November as well, should be a busy month

Just got back from Vegas on Tuesday this was my third time there for my buddies bachelor party, let me say that if the streets and walls of Vegas could tell stories that is a book I would read from cover to cover. If you ever get the chance visit the Palomino strip club it is one of the only fully nude clubs and also provides full service bar, this place was stocked with some of the best pole dancers and sexiest dancers I have seen. This plus should be called the vaccum becasue money has a way of being sucked from your pockets in this place. The lap dances are very friendly.

While I was there I got to do a few things that I can check off from the bucket list, saw the Hoover Damn, got a lap dance from a porn Star and took a helicopter ride over Lake Mead and the Hoover dam. I am prpbably the only person in Vegas of age that does not drink so it is pretty funny to be the only sober person among a sea of drunkards. I have come to understand that women are by far worse than guys when drunk. We made friends with a group of girls from Texas that were attending a bachelorette party, girls from Texas know how to get down.

The female wait staff at the Flamingo are among some of the most beatuiful women I have ever seen, I especially had a liking for this little cue blonde named Amanda.

Other than that just been trying to find some more Pigmy Love Circus music from the earlier albums and catching up on my television watching sine I was gone for 5 days and I am addicted to TV. Went back to work for a day and then off for another 4.

So i have tuned the big 30 and unlike many people I do not feel the need to have this grand life transformation. I like to think that I am always a work in progress and try to better myself on a daily basis. I will still be enjoying the things I did in my twentites and so forth.

I am headed to San Franciso in Marchfor the first time, I have always wanted to go explore Alcatraz an the Golden Gate Bridge. I also suggest that anyone who reads this go and view the Bridge, it is a documentary about suicide and the Golden Gate Bridge, it was a very disturbing look at people who want to kill themselves and decide to throw themsevles off the Golden gate Bridge

I actually took the time to apolgize to someone that I had been ignoring for close to 2 years the other day, while I do feel better about this I did not get to fully disclose the reason for the 2 years of hatred which is kind of a bummer since I am sure it will fester inside me. I really liked this girl and instead of telling her I decided that I would not say anything and hoped she got the clues and then when she started blowing me off and paying attention to this walking Ken doll I shut down and went into ghost mode, she did not exist to me and just the thought of her made me sick to my stomach. I had a deep resentment for her for a long time for not seeing what she had in front of her and then taking solace in this doucebags arms. I think I learned from this and will be more open in going after what I want like I do in many other aspects of my life.

It's time for a new blog and list of things that I wish people would either stop saying or doing or just plain start doing

1) Stop referring to your significant other as Babe, unless they are a Hall of fame dead Baseball player or a pig this word should not be uttered when referring to your other half

2) People who over use the word Fiance, the person you are marrying and probably later divorcing for lack of sex when you get fat has a name, please use it, I had to take an entire train ride once from NYC to Boston while listening to this douche of a women say fiance more times then the amount of professional athleths Kim Khardashian has banged

3) Putting people on pedistals, News flash no one is better than you if you have some confidence and self worth, stop kissing peoples ass and builiding them up to be mythical like creatures. Have some self belief and work on believing in yourself and working on your own goals. Other peoples achievements are just a reminder of your own failures

4) Rememeber that the holidays are a chance for you to do something nice for someone else that may be down on their luck, don't focus on selfish endeavors and try to help make someone elses holiday a little bit better. This can be done by giving money, time or love to those who go without.

things I would currently like to do

1) go see Black Swan
2) Go see the Fighter which stares Christan Bale, and if you have not please check out his rant on you tube from the Terminator movie, this is the most epic meltdown but not still as good as Mel Gibson, you are the king of rants Mel
3)Try and be more social and flexible, it is hard for me to go out with people when they only want to go to bars and sit around and drink, I do not drink and this is painfully boring to me. I crave culture and stimulation not stagent conversation in some shit hole bar trying to pick up chicks that have no thoughts in their head but which Hello Kitty accessory will make them look perfect

Enjoy the holidays and watch Christmas Vacation or the ELF or Bad Santa, a few of my favorites

Lets talk about Skinny jeans and why they may be responsible for the decline of civilization, Skinny jeans are like new wave spandex. People who should be wearing them are not and those who do not know their limits stuff there plump bodies into these denim disaters and spill out of the sides like playdough being squished in your hand. I do not need to see the outline of your cock throught your jeans it's not for me, if your belly is full of cookies and cakes you should try wearing jeans that fit, ass crack is not something that needs to be seen or smelt on a warm summer day.

Further evidence that people have little to no shame I went to six flags last Sunday with my mother and sister like I do every year and it was a hot one, i saw a mid 40s or so midlife monstor trolling the grounds with a budweiser in hand fully invested in the two piece swim suit with a tattoo on her beer gut proudley showing off her state puft body. I also wonder why do people who can not fit in the rides go to amusement parks, wouldn't this just remind you of the fun you are not having?

I am starting to think that I may become A shut in due to the fact that the general public make me sick, no one cares about one another, we treat the outdoors like a public toilet at a sporting event and everyone is in a rush to go not sure where. Sometimes I believe that I belong on another planet becasue I am a godd citzen and actually think about other people

What I learned from my trip to Chicago for Lollapalooza 2010

1) Homeless people have motivation to beg for 8+ hours a day but don't have the motivation to try to bteer themselves with some type of job or education. Here is an idea stop being a drain on society and try to find an opportunity to improve yourself. I do understand that this is not possible in all cases before anyone gets pissy at me. Also very important tip check out a beggers shoes they will tell the truth about their homelessness,most are just lazy shit stains on the fabric of society

2) You can fool a drunk into thinking you took a picture of them hugging a monkey

3)Not all Vagina was created equally, I had the misfortune of seeing big girl vag while eating pizza at lolla. She was not wearing underwear and was not afraid to be un lady like

4)I am getting old and am not built for the heat. My days of all day festivals maybe behind me

5) Body order is an epidemic, For the love of fuck please keep yourself clean I do not want to smell the rotting lunch meat you call arm pits at a concert

6) I would rather piss myself then use a porter potty, these are the most vile enclouseres that were ever created, luckiliy I have jedi mind control when it comes to pissing at events, I can camel for the entire day and use the bathroom when I go to the hotel

7) People can be nice, especially ones from Ohio

8) People from Europe wear clothers that Liberache would think are gay, I have never seen more camel toe and package outline in one vacation then I did in Chicago

9)If you love honking horns angry cabbies and sirens then Chicago is the place for you, I also forgot drag racing at early morning hours

10) The James hotel in Chicago is a very nice and professional hotel

Lets play a game, I am going to describe a place and lets see if you can guess the place I am referring to

When going to this place you can find all of the following things and people all in the same area

1) An over abundance of tribal tattoos
2) Parents screaming at their kids to the point where you may need to step in or tech the kid to block a punch
3) Drunks with a sense of entitlement
4) People who would feel offended if you offered them a sirt with sleeves
5)copious amounts of body flesh seeping out of undersized clothing
6)Tough guys with crooked hats and underaged girlfriends
7)people whith terrible frisbee skills
8) clouds of cigarette smoke

Let the guessing begin.


Leaving for Chicago in two weeks, so ready for a vacation.

It's time for a good ole fashioned rant

1) I am so sick and tired of hearing women and men complain that they are having issues in their love life. Here is a refreshing idea you sad sack of whinney cunts,stop dating the same type of person and expecting a different type of outcome like you have found the broken toy that can be repaired. Chances are if it walks and talks like an asshole it will always be an asshole, there is no fix, get out, harden the fuck up and move on into greener pastures.

The friendship zone is nothing more than an easy way to tell you that you have less of a chance at fucking someone then the governemt has at finding Whitey Bulger. If you can remove this entire phrase from the english language I would be in favor.

If you go to the grocery store don't steal food, not only is it a shitty thing to do it is also dirty and low class, if you are caught you should be publically shamed and perhaps we can chop off your hand to really teach you a lesson.

When dealing with people, lets try actually treating them like human beings instead of pieces of shit, you would be amazed what the outcome would be if you actually trated servce workers like a person instead of a souless bot to cater to your every needs.

I refuse to be brought down by peoples negativity any longer, I am in control of my destinity and will shape the outcomes of my actions. Everyone else who is not on board with the program can fuck themselves with a rusty spoon

I am thinking of stopping my membership to this site, not really into as much as I used to be, I may go join Burning Angel instead. At least I can watch porn there and not be judged in chat rooms for my opinions by people who have nothing better to do than be keyboard warriors. I am really disappointed in how much of clique this web site has turned into.