The best thing about having a dog is that she licks away my tears. Yeah, i know shes just a lil slut who likes the taste of salt, but hey, sometimes thats the best you can hope for, and dont look a gift lick in the mouth, right?!

So everything in the "pretty much trivial" department of my life is completely fucked. And a lot of stuff in the much more than trivial department stuff sucks ass too. But venting from the trivial department tends to bw pretty relieving, soooo:
Ok, faaaa real bitch coworker?! U fucking stole and/or trashed my cell phone stand (made by hand from a customer) n then had the nerve to act all shitty cuz i looked for a safety pin "in your drawer" in an attempt to remove the glass. from my hand? Huuuump ur face bitch! And u kno ive been dealing w a shit storm, so.suuuuuuck.it.

Do u ever just want to bitch slap everything you come in contact with? Sorta like a raging adult temper tantrum...

Sometimes when im at work i like to slip my hands deep into the bucket of sesame seeds. And sometimes when people walk by my window, loud and obnoxious, i want them to take me with them.

I miss my baby. I wanna be at home snuggling with my man right now...so sleepy! No customers!