I've been drinking, not smoking, working and playing a lot of Diablo 3... I'm headed to Melbourne this weekend for my birthday so I'm pretty excited about that. I've never been but this is going to be a trial run of sorts. Thinking if I like it (and everyone says I will) that I might move there.
There's people I wish I had time to meet down there but I'm pretty much only there for 2 days. Still, if I move there it'll all be good!
There's people I wish I had time to meet down there but I'm pretty much only there for 2 days. Still, if I move there it'll all be good!
Tomorrow I get tattooed. Watch this space.

(not the tattoo, just a representation of my excitement)

(not the tattoo, just a representation of my excitement)
Wow... whilst perusing a certain free porn site for some light hearted entertainment, I ran across this video. Easily one of the most bizarre masturbation videos ever. She reminds me A LOT of the redhead teacher from Glee (stop judging me)... but her laugh and noises will haunt you as will her completely unhinged behaviour. Skip to about 8:45 to get the aftershow to see what I'm really talking about.
It's like a car crash. This is the reason why people call redheads crazy.
Disclaimer: I love redheads but this chick is nuts.
It's like a car crash. This is the reason why people call redheads crazy.
Disclaimer: I love redheads but this chick is nuts.
I left the internet for a few days and came back to find our amazing melky no longer with us. Devastated doesn't even come close to describing my grief at this news. You were one of my greatest chat loves and my heart is utterly heavy for your passing.
Shine on crazy diamond. You don't have to be strong any more.
Shine on crazy diamond. You don't have to be strong any more.
Warning: Ignore this blog if you're having a good Christmas.
Mum and brother arguing, only other 4 family members I have in Australia (that I spend every Christmas with) gone to Canada, brother on a 3 day drug/alcohol bender, $40 leg of ham gone bad because the cryovac bag had a hole in it, and I can't touch a drop of alcohol until I drive down to speedway74 and mellylou's house tonight... I'm going to need many many drinks when I get down there.
I came home for this?
Mum and brother arguing, only other 4 family members I have in Australia (that I spend every Christmas with) gone to Canada, brother on a 3 day drug/alcohol bender, $40 leg of ham gone bad because the cryovac bag had a hole in it, and I can't touch a drop of alcohol until I drive down to speedway74 and mellylou's house tonight... I'm going to need many many drinks when I get down there.
I came home for this?
Just went from 80 friends to 62 just by deleting people who've gone inactive and I know will probably never be back. Sad.
I'm looking forward to reconnecting with you beautiful people when I get home. I've neglected you for 2 years whilst travelling. No more. Forgive me?



