So, I enjoy riding my bike, sure I'm living in a fairly major city right now, but I don't drive, I only use public transportation if I absolutely have to (busy busses or subways are the health equivilent of going into a hospital for me... I just fucking know I'm gonna somehow get super sick from all the people that opt not to cover their mouths when they couch and sneeze!). So I usually walk or ride my bike, I prefer riding my bike.
So last night I am out riding my bike, mind you I have had a little to drink at this point, but by no means was I drunk. So I'm riding when the car beside me doesn't see me, and decides to pull over, into the bike lane. Half annoyed half panic I kick at his car to let him know I'm there, this however fucks up my balance and I almost bail hard, I regain my balance just as he slows down to see what the thump was (HA! IT WAS MY FOOT, ASSHOLE!) . I am still moving though so my left hand collides with his side mirror, and it comes clean off his car (oops) but my hand is equally fucked up. He gets out having no idea what really happened. He was going on about not knowing I was there and not seeing me and being so sorry.
I thought all this was pretty funny, since me taking his mirror off was mostly my own damn fault. He felt bad and said I didn't have to pay for the mirror (isn't that nice of him) and he actually gave me twenty bucks feeling bad about my hand being all cut up.
I really kind of felt bad for taking his money and shit, but at the same time he started it, if his car hadn't threatened me I wouldn't of had to fight back.
Today I bought a felafel sandwich with the twenty dollars... I guess the moral of the story is .....
...take the bus? I dunno.
So last night I am out riding my bike, mind you I have had a little to drink at this point, but by no means was I drunk. So I'm riding when the car beside me doesn't see me, and decides to pull over, into the bike lane. Half annoyed half panic I kick at his car to let him know I'm there, this however fucks up my balance and I almost bail hard, I regain my balance just as he slows down to see what the thump was (HA! IT WAS MY FOOT, ASSHOLE!) . I am still moving though so my left hand collides with his side mirror, and it comes clean off his car (oops) but my hand is equally fucked up. He gets out having no idea what really happened. He was going on about not knowing I was there and not seeing me and being so sorry.
I thought all this was pretty funny, since me taking his mirror off was mostly my own damn fault. He felt bad and said I didn't have to pay for the mirror (isn't that nice of him) and he actually gave me twenty bucks feeling bad about my hand being all cut up.
I really kind of felt bad for taking his money and shit, but at the same time he started it, if his car hadn't threatened me I wouldn't of had to fight back.
Today I bought a felafel sandwich with the twenty dollars... I guess the moral of the story is .....
...take the bus? I dunno.
So I go away for the weekend and I come back to like twenty-five new sets....
Which is awesome but at the same time it feels like homework ... seriously it's gonna take a couple days for me to catch up on this.
Which is awesome but at the same time it feels like homework ... seriously it's gonna take a couple days for me to catch up on this.
So, apparently my name and picture caused some people to get rather upset and accuse me of being racist...
To avoid any further confusion I have changed both my name and my picure.
Here's to hoping I don't get yelled at again!
To avoid any further confusion I have changed both my name and my picure.
Here's to hoping I don't get yelled at again!
So I had the pleasure (readers note, the word pleasure is to be used in the most sarcastic of senses) of seeing Clerks 2 on the weekend. I really didn't want to go, but everyone I was with wanted to see it... There was a reason I didn't see good Burger in 1997 when it came out, it looked bad. But somehow Kevin Smith managed to dupe me into seeing his remake of it. Well played sir, well played!!!!
I'm not a very big Kevin Smith fan, I liked the first clerks, I thought Chasing Amy was pretty decent, I even thought that Dogma was tollerable, I thought it could have been better if it didn't have Jay and Silent bob in it as much as they were, but apparently Kevin Smith thought they were the most important part of the story.. WHAT EVER! but Mallrats was kinda lame, and jay and silent bob strike back was just a piece of self indulgent shit! And jersey girl..... Obviously I hated it... it was just plain bad. But with clerks 2 REALLY REALLY REALLY erked me. He took what was probably his best movie (in my opinion anyway) and bastardized it. He turned it into a stupid, gross out teen comedy. with an ending soo lame that even the weirdo kevin smith fans in the audience that dressed up were groaning.
For anyone that has actually seen the clerks cartoon (if you haven't don't do it!!) There is a scene were one of the characters (can't remember who and truth be told don't care who) sues a whack load of famous hollywood directors like spike lee, george lucas and speilberg for making bad movies, so he sues them to get his money back... WELL GUESS WHAT KEVIN SMITH!! You owe me eleven dollars... I'm not even counting the snacks that I bought at the theatre, I just want the price of admission back!
In conclusion go see Pirates 2, it was actually good.
I'm not a very big Kevin Smith fan, I liked the first clerks, I thought Chasing Amy was pretty decent, I even thought that Dogma was tollerable, I thought it could have been better if it didn't have Jay and Silent bob in it as much as they were, but apparently Kevin Smith thought they were the most important part of the story.. WHAT EVER! but Mallrats was kinda lame, and jay and silent bob strike back was just a piece of self indulgent shit! And jersey girl..... Obviously I hated it... it was just plain bad. But with clerks 2 REALLY REALLY REALLY erked me. He took what was probably his best movie (in my opinion anyway) and bastardized it. He turned it into a stupid, gross out teen comedy. with an ending soo lame that even the weirdo kevin smith fans in the audience that dressed up were groaning.
For anyone that has actually seen the clerks cartoon (if you haven't don't do it!!) There is a scene were one of the characters (can't remember who and truth be told don't care who) sues a whack load of famous hollywood directors like spike lee, george lucas and speilberg for making bad movies, so he sues them to get his money back... WELL GUESS WHAT KEVIN SMITH!! You owe me eleven dollars... I'm not even counting the snacks that I bought at the theatre, I just want the price of admission back!
In conclusion go see Pirates 2, it was actually good.
My first blog, and since I don't really know how to "blog" I'm going to cheat and just fill out a quiz that got emailed to me. Yeah I'm cheating, but really I'm only cheating myself,, and also more likely than not, no one is going to be reading this so technically I'm currently talking to myself... awkward... MOVING ON!!!
1. First name? Professor
2. Were you named after anyone? clearly
3. Do you wish on stars? not really. i wish on lots of other things.
4. When did you last cry? for real? I have no idea, I'm a real man! I don't cry I sweat through my eyes, then randomly punch people. Isn't that what real men do?
5. Do you like your handwriting? I thought it was pretty good in grade four, no it just looks like some semi retarded fourth grader is writing all my shit.
6. What is your favourite lunch meat? veggie ham. and in england: quorn turkey with stuffing. mmmmm.
7. What is your birth date: January 1st baby
8. What is your most embarrassing cd? pawned all my crappy cds....
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? to quote Tegan and or sarah "I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me"
10. Do you have a journal? does this count? if this counts then yes!
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? oh yeah! I'm REAL SARCASTIC.
12. Do you have a nickname? you can call me butter nuts, god knows my grade nine gym teacher did.
13. Would you bungee jump? Possibly if I just wasn't so fucking terrified of heights. and when I saw heights I actually mean "the heights" the band lead by super hunk Jamie Walters.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? who has time for shit like that?
15. Do you think that you are strong? in what way? like emotional or physical? Like it makes a difference... no I'm neither.
16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? truth be told, not a huge fan of the iced dairy food stuffs
17. Red or pink? yes
18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself? i try not to start down that road. it can be long, cold and lonely.
19. What is your favourite past-time? just one? reading i suppose. though i am addicted to the internet...porn
20. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? not really applicable
21. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing? i am barefoot and wearing jeans.... ohhhh sooo sexy
22. What are you listening to right now? the postal service
23. Last thing you ate? I had a hand full of stale organic corn chips, they were everything I hoped they would be.
24. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? i hate this question. i'm not answering it. what does it mean anyway?
25. What is the weather like now? it's hotter than balls... not mine cause mine are super hot but balls in general I guess.
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom.
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes. Hands. Boobs
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? feh
29. Favourite Drink, alcoholic or not? juice or water
30. Favourite sport? is grand theft auto a sport yet?
31. Hair colour? Dark brown.
32. Do you wear contacts? nope
33. Favourite food? anthing not murdered
34. Last movie you watched? pirates of the caribbean 2 the curse of the long movie titles
35. Favourite day of the year? the day jesus was born, October 31st
36. Scary movies or happy endings? can' tit be both?
37. Summer or winter? autumn
38. Hugs or kisses? both. i enjoy a good hug. but kisses are more fun.
39. What is your favourite dessert? hm. eileen's mom makes these squares or coconut cream pie from papa K's.
40. Who is most likely to respond? if I know everyone on here, no one
41. Who is least likely to respond? yeah i dunno. i'm actually surprised that i'm responding...
42. Living arrangements? with wife and dog
43. What books are you reading? some crappy detective novel. i can barely understand what's going on.
44. What's on your mouse pad? red and black squares
45. What did you watch last night on TV? I'd rather not admit it in print
46. Favourite smell? i like that fresh smell after is rains sometimes, but I hate that weird fishy smell after it rains...
47. Favourite sound? laughter?
48. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles
where is # 49??? is that actually the question? cause I don't have a funny answer for that.
50. Do you have a special talent? I can sense even the slightest bit of human suffering
There that wasn't so hard was it.
1. First name? Professor
2. Were you named after anyone? clearly
3. Do you wish on stars? not really. i wish on lots of other things.
4. When did you last cry? for real? I have no idea, I'm a real man! I don't cry I sweat through my eyes, then randomly punch people. Isn't that what real men do?
5. Do you like your handwriting? I thought it was pretty good in grade four, no it just looks like some semi retarded fourth grader is writing all my shit.
6. What is your favourite lunch meat? veggie ham. and in england: quorn turkey with stuffing. mmmmm.
7. What is your birth date: January 1st baby
8. What is your most embarrassing cd? pawned all my crappy cds....
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? to quote Tegan and or sarah "I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me"
10. Do you have a journal? does this count? if this counts then yes!
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? oh yeah! I'm REAL SARCASTIC.
12. Do you have a nickname? you can call me butter nuts, god knows my grade nine gym teacher did.
13. Would you bungee jump? Possibly if I just wasn't so fucking terrified of heights. and when I saw heights I actually mean "the heights" the band lead by super hunk Jamie Walters.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? who has time for shit like that?
15. Do you think that you are strong? in what way? like emotional or physical? Like it makes a difference... no I'm neither.
16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? truth be told, not a huge fan of the iced dairy food stuffs
17. Red or pink? yes
18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself? i try not to start down that road. it can be long, cold and lonely.
19. What is your favourite past-time? just one? reading i suppose. though i am addicted to the internet...porn
20. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? not really applicable
21. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing? i am barefoot and wearing jeans.... ohhhh sooo sexy
22. What are you listening to right now? the postal service
23. Last thing you ate? I had a hand full of stale organic corn chips, they were everything I hoped they would be.
24. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? i hate this question. i'm not answering it. what does it mean anyway?
25. What is the weather like now? it's hotter than balls... not mine cause mine are super hot but balls in general I guess.
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom.
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes. Hands. Boobs
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? feh
29. Favourite Drink, alcoholic or not? juice or water
30. Favourite sport? is grand theft auto a sport yet?
31. Hair colour? Dark brown.
32. Do you wear contacts? nope
33. Favourite food? anthing not murdered
34. Last movie you watched? pirates of the caribbean 2 the curse of the long movie titles
35. Favourite day of the year? the day jesus was born, October 31st
36. Scary movies or happy endings? can' tit be both?
37. Summer or winter? autumn
38. Hugs or kisses? both. i enjoy a good hug. but kisses are more fun.
39. What is your favourite dessert? hm. eileen's mom makes these squares or coconut cream pie from papa K's.
40. Who is most likely to respond? if I know everyone on here, no one
41. Who is least likely to respond? yeah i dunno. i'm actually surprised that i'm responding...
42. Living arrangements? with wife and dog
43. What books are you reading? some crappy detective novel. i can barely understand what's going on.
44. What's on your mouse pad? red and black squares
45. What did you watch last night on TV? I'd rather not admit it in print
46. Favourite smell? i like that fresh smell after is rains sometimes, but I hate that weird fishy smell after it rains...
47. Favourite sound? laughter?
48. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles
where is # 49??? is that actually the question? cause I don't have a funny answer for that.
50. Do you have a special talent? I can sense even the slightest bit of human suffering
There that wasn't so hard was it.
