Member: LobsterJohnson

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AUGUST 13, 2006 @ 09:46 PM


So, I enjoy riding my bike, sure I'm living in a fairly major city right now, but I don't drive, I only use public transportation if I absolutely have to (busy busses or subways are the health equivilent of going into a hospital for me... I just fucking know I'm gonna somehow get super sick from all the people that opt not to cover their mouths when they couch and sneeze!). So I usually walk or ride my bike, I prefer riding my bike.

So last night I am out riding my bike, mind you I have had a little to drink at this point, but by no means was I drunk. So I'm riding when the car beside me doesn't see me, and decides to pull over, into the bike lane. Half annoyed half panic I kick at his car to let him know I'm there, this however fucks up my balance and I almost bail hard, I regain my balance just as he slows down to see what the thump was (HA! IT WAS MY FOOT, ASSHOLE!) . I am still moving though so my left hand collides with his side mirror, and it comes clean off his car (oops) but my hand is equally fucked up. He gets out having no idea what really happened. He was going on about not knowing I was there and not seeing me and being so sorry.

I thought all this was pretty funny, since me taking his mirror off was mostly my own damn fault. He felt bad and said I didn't have to pay for the mirror (isn't that nice of him) and he actually gave me twenty bucks feeling bad about my hand being all cut up.

I really kind of felt bad for taking his money and shit, but at the same time he started it, if his car hadn't threatened me I wouldn't of had to fight back.

Today I bought a felafel sandwich with the twenty dollars... I guess the moral of the story is .....

...take the bus? I dunno.
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Solaris

Solaris

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

AUG 20, 2006 02:05 PM

you should go camping then. it's pretty sweet. it's good my family go every year and that they make me feel obligated to do so, otherwise i most likely wouldn't drag myself out to sleep in the woods, which would be a real loss for me.

Rowe

Rowe

Fresno, CA
June 2006

AUG 30, 2006 06:55 PM

lol - wow! What an amazing story! You got off WAYYYY easy! If that happened in Cali, that guy would have called his lawyer to start an investigation as why it was YOUR fault and not his! *L*

I person despise public transportation as well, but everything is too far for me not to drive.. Honestly, I think I would go legally insane without a car.. yep... I'd lose it.

Mandelbaum

Mandelbaum

Moose Factory, ON
October 2003

OCT 01, 2006 04:37 PM

WAAAZZZUUUPPP!? tongue

Mandelbaum

Mandelbaum

Moose Factory, ON
October 2003

FEB 23, 2007 09:53 AM

Guy! You see that set by "Red" that was just posted? She starts off her blurb about it by saying "This set is a tribute to Scarlett O'Hara from Gone with the Wind..." This place is so ridiculous... the most touching tributes have people showing the world their asshole don't they?

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