Sorry I didn't get back to the lot of you.
I have so much to say, I feel stifled.
I'm learning so much and feeling so much better at my new job.
Body and mind.
I can't even process it right now but I will try in my next entry, I promise.
I almost lost the most important thing in my life.
It's strange when that happens, it almost makes you better for it.
Just know, I'm happy.
I'll get my tongue back from the cat soon...

I tried to update, but the only thing coming out is what I like to call, Mental Puke.
Here was the first paragraph:
"DERDERDER DERYDERDER, DERNDEFFEN DERFDERFDERF..."
Maybe I'll try again tomorrow.

This article in the Huffington Post was my very last research project for my current job and I couldn't be more disgusted.
These scenster, d-bags just set back the Feminism movement...I don't even know how many years!
Here are some gems if you dont' want to read all the articles.
I clicked on them all, I was so awestruck.
The interviewer is Lizz Winstead. She also blogs about it here.


Moe: Pulling out always works for me"

Tracie: "And I know it's an irresponsible thing to day, but it's (Pulling Out) The Most Fun Way Not To Get Pregnant"

WHAT?!?! You slut around NYC without a condom? Can you get off my seat please, Icky?


Tracie: "I live in Williamsburg, there aren't very assertive men there"


Nice choice of words. You pair rape with being assertive? You make is sound so nice!


Moe: "I guess third guy, I ever had sex with, date raped me, and I got very mad at him, but I wasn't gonna fucking like turn him in to the police and fucking go through shit..

Lizz interrupts: "Why not, you see that's the problem, why not, I am just curious?"

Moe: Because it was a load of trouble and I had better things to do, like drinking more."

Hey Ladies, this chick didn't report getting raped so she can drink more and he can rape others! Yay!

Then this chick got so excited they replied in her blog that she retracted her statement!
Backbone Plz!

If this is, "New Feminism", I don't want to be a part of it.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I'm pretty sure these girls don't have a brain and should really save what little brain cells they have and lay off the souse.
Anywho.
I'm going to be a make-up model in a bit for MAC Cosmetics.
My friend who works for MAC is trying out to be an artist for SF Fashion week.
I'm just excited to have my make-up done all sexy.
She also gave me a BIG bag of free make-up last night, probably today too.
She has it coming out of her ass, LITERALLY!
No not literally. But total WIN for me.
Let's see, let's see...
The puppy is doing well and so cute!
I start the new job Friday, which is weird, but I'm excited.
LA was relaxing, but I was worried about everyone in the Earthquake yesterday!
It seems everything and everyone is okay, but I'm so glad I wasn't at my old work up on the 11th floor.
I would have crapped my pants!
I think that's it for now...
xoxo,
Lizzi

As Brak would say, Helloooooooooo every...buddy!
I'm about to go on my annual Summer trip back home to Seattle.
This time will be different, as I'm going there to be the Maid of Honor in my best friend's wedding.
No time to visit or party unless you're going to be in Portland, Oregon on the 25th. That's the night of the bachelorette party and we're going to be hitting the strip clubs pretty hard. Any suggestions?
Anywho, I will be gone from these parts for a bit.
Don't forget me!
I'll try to leave updates as they come.
Byeeeeee

Oh, and P.S. I'm currently obsessed with The Michael Showalter Showalter, and this skit from SNL.

I think it went really well
Oh, and I threw a pair of shoes away today. That's always sad.
And oh, I'm going to Cabaret this Friday with my boyfriend's family. That shall be interesting without him there