MEMBER SINCE: January 2006

occupation: I push papers around and act like I give a Fuck

i lost my virginity: To an Eastern European Prostitute, it was a terrible experience, and almost ruined sex for me.

stats: 6'4" 230 lbs With, as all my research indicates, an average Wiener

body mods: Lobotomy with a Golf Tee

heroes: Christopher McCandless, Chuck Palahniuk,

sign: Do you really fucking think there are only 12 kinds of peopl

fantasy: To Vomit my stomach lining out while screaming the Barney The Dinosaur Song dressed casually in a beautiful pink Fubu fake valuer track suit, Hallelujah.

gets me hot: The Second Law of thermodyamics, I will go all Clausius Clapyeron on your ass bitches... Oh and Vaginas.

most humbling moment: When I was 18 and someone caught me lying about being a virgin. (I was one of the uninitiated)

into: Not Being Like You