MEMBER SINCE: December 2005

occupation: throwing a monkey wrench into the plans of a husband since 1998

i lost my virginity: sitting on a washing machine. Jealous?

stats: Chinese Japanese dirty knees look at these

most humbling moment: I couldn't possibly just pick one.

heroes: That God warrior lady.

gets me hot: Fire ants in my underwear

into: puppies, kittens, and world peace. Just kidding. I like biting, robbing banks, and serial killers.

makes me sad: The fact that I always say 'how are you' when I clearly don't give a shit. Oops. Quarter in the swear jar.

makes me happy: things that would freak you out

body mods: more lye burns than Edward Norton

crush: I love lamp