Jesus, has it been long enough sine my last post? SInce we last spoke, I got my cock color filled in plus a new cock to battle him! Its right under my armpit and holy shit, that spot aint no joke! I've heard people say its a sensitive area but CHRIST ALMIGHTY! But I have lived to tell the tale. SO I'm moving to LA now, in 2 weeks...no, one week. NOT MY DECISION. I LOVE NY, love it, but i love my boyfriend too, and so I'm going to him and hopefully I'll move back to NY in th spring, ha ha no winter coat for me! but thats all for now. later!
PS I accidently stole a machette last night when I was drunk. Zombie protection.......
PS I accidently stole a machette last night when I was drunk. Zombie protection.......
WOW! SUmmer Summer in NY! This last month has been retarded awesome and by awesome, I mean totally sweet. My roomate and I have hosted a number of good friends at our apartment and have two old friends staying long term right now, one, Dale an amazing dancer, just moved to the big BK and Justin, is up here doing an internship with defjux records, which has afforded us a lot of pluses. It was a long hard winter, but now that I have a gig that pays bank and made a few friends and had a few move to the neighborhood, life has been really good lately. Today I got my new tattoo artist Myles at Bowery Tattoo, his portfolio is awesome and we talked for a while about how we are going to do my sleeves, I'm super excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw TV on the Radio a few nights ago, but I'm sad b/c Don Letts was spinning a set that night for the Afro-punk weekend and it was too late for me to go when I found out. Afro-punks are soooooooooooooo cool. I want one to be my boyfriend that I can love on and freak out my parents with! Everyone go see wassup rockers, Larrry CLarks' new film, great soundtrack and awesome film!
Later skaters!
I saw TV on the Radio a few nights ago, but I'm sad b/c Don Letts was spinning a set that night for the Afro-punk weekend and it was too late for me to go when I found out. Afro-punks are soooooooooooooo cool. I want one to be my boyfriend that I can love on and freak out my parents with! Everyone go see wassup rockers, Larrry CLarks' new film, great soundtrack and awesome film!
Later skaters!
Hola mi amigos!
I'm back from the great state of California! Oh, my god, best vacation ever! I had so much fun, will post pictures when I finally finish my roll of film (yes, I still take pictures the old fashioned way - with my trusty fun saver!) I flew into Sacramento and then drove with my best friend Jason to San Fran for the day. I only had time to do touristy stuff though. So we went to the pier and the fisherman's warf and saw the seals. The on to Haight and walked around and got drunk, bought the Monsters Are Waiting album at Ameoba, then a walk along the beach by the Cliff House.
Before Sunset we hit the 101 to get down to LA, we stopped in Morgan Hill for the night and some fuckers broke into the car and stole both our iPods which Fucking sucked, but I got a used 20g from a friend in LA for $50, so it worked out as best it could I guess.
I would move to La if it didn't have the following things:
1. Having to drive everywhere (Need public transit in my life)
2. Loads of car theft
3. earthquakes
4. Hollywood assholes
5. people saying "Nar", "flip a bitch" and "bra"
So I went to Venice beach one day, went out everynight, went to Six Flags and rode rollercoasters, Dude, if anybody goes- ride the X, its the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOhhhhhhhh, I got a new tattoo and its the begining of my sleeves YEAH! Its a BIG COCK! no, like the rooster variety, but now I can make all kinds of nasty dirty jokes!!!!!
which make me very happy!
All and all a good time was had by all, but I'm happy to be back in New York.
Pictures to come soon, later skaters!
I'm back from the great state of California! Oh, my god, best vacation ever! I had so much fun, will post pictures when I finally finish my roll of film (yes, I still take pictures the old fashioned way - with my trusty fun saver!) I flew into Sacramento and then drove with my best friend Jason to San Fran for the day. I only had time to do touristy stuff though. So we went to the pier and the fisherman's warf and saw the seals. The on to Haight and walked around and got drunk, bought the Monsters Are Waiting album at Ameoba, then a walk along the beach by the Cliff House.
Before Sunset we hit the 101 to get down to LA, we stopped in Morgan Hill for the night and some fuckers broke into the car and stole both our iPods which Fucking sucked, but I got a used 20g from a friend in LA for $50, so it worked out as best it could I guess.
I would move to La if it didn't have the following things:
1. Having to drive everywhere (Need public transit in my life)
2. Loads of car theft
3. earthquakes
4. Hollywood assholes
5. people saying "Nar", "flip a bitch" and "bra"
So I went to Venice beach one day, went out everynight, went to Six Flags and rode rollercoasters, Dude, if anybody goes- ride the X, its the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOhhhhhhhh, I got a new tattoo and its the begining of my sleeves YEAH! Its a BIG COCK! no, like the rooster variety, but now I can make all kinds of nasty dirty jokes!!!!!
which make me very happy!All and all a good time was had by all, but I'm happy to be back in New York.
Pictures to come soon, later skaters!
Yo yo yo,
Its been a minute. been working a lot lately, makin cash money. I'm leaving for NC on Saturday and I'm getting a new tat while I'm there, a quarter sleeve and getting it mad cheap because my tattoo artist
me! yeah Its a quarter sleeve over the elbow with lots of stars, Mc Esher style, going to be soooooooooo awesome! Then I'm in the city for a week and then off to California for a full week. I can't wait, I'm going to see my best frined in the world who I haven't seen for 8 months, and its my first visit to the great state. I'm hitting sacramento, San Fran and then LA. Sure to be an awesome ride, will post pictures. Gotta run though cause 1. I hear gunshots (duck & cover) and 2. I gotta take a shit.
toottles!
Its been a minute. been working a lot lately, makin cash money. I'm leaving for NC on Saturday and I'm getting a new tat while I'm there, a quarter sleeve and getting it mad cheap because my tattoo artist
me! yeah Its a quarter sleeve over the elbow with lots of stars, Mc Esher style, going to be soooooooooo awesome! Then I'm in the city for a week and then off to California for a full week. I can't wait, I'm going to see my best frined in the world who I haven't seen for 8 months, and its my first visit to the great state. I'm hitting sacramento, San Fran and then LA. Sure to be an awesome ride, will post pictures. Gotta run though cause 1. I hear gunshots (duck & cover) and 2. I gotta take a shit.toottles!
Hooray, I actually have time to update! Its been a minute. I actually have developed a little bit of a life cool! I've been busy working at this new resturant in NoLita and making some cash money, and thank god because I needed it.
Some friends and I went to a hotel that has a pool and sauna with a bar that lets you bring your drinks in it! It was awesome, it was just a small cocktail pool and being totally unprepared, I just swam in my bra and undies
, they make great Mojitos, a little pricey but definetly swank. I highly recommend. I ended up going home with this lawyer guy, Max, Mel, Mike, something - aren't I terrible? Look I haven't had a 1 night stand in like 2 years and haven't gotten laid for 8 months! SO I'm excused, I even left him my business card in the morning - how informal, right? I hope he never calls. Especially because it was so unfulfilling, like 10 minutes tops and it was all over and he drunkenly rolled over to sleep. 
DISAPOINTING!
The best part though was when he told me my hair was knotted at the back and then I told him it was a wig! What? I'm tired of having short hair and bad hair days!
If you have time see Thank you for Smoking and Brick, both great films to check out!
Well, this is long enough, I'm out like trout, later skaters,
lexi
Some friends and I went to a hotel that has a pool and sauna with a bar that lets you bring your drinks in it! It was awesome, it was just a small cocktail pool and being totally unprepared, I just swam in my bra and undies
, they make great Mojitos, a little pricey but definetly swank. I highly recommend. I ended up going home with this lawyer guy, Max, Mel, Mike, something - aren't I terrible? Look I haven't had a 1 night stand in like 2 years and haven't gotten laid for 8 months! SO I'm excused, I even left him my business card in the morning - how informal, right? I hope he never calls. Especially because it was so unfulfilling, like 10 minutes tops and it was all over and he drunkenly rolled over to sleep. DISAPOINTING!The best part though was when he told me my hair was knotted at the back and then I told him it was a wig! What? I'm tired of having short hair and bad hair days!
If you have time see Thank you for Smoking and Brick, both great films to check out!
Well, this is long enough, I'm out like trout, later skaters,
lexi
Dude check out this ad I saw today on CraigsList,
TOILET MOUTH PIG LOOKING TO DRINK YOUR PEE AND EAT YOUR POOP ASAP!300!
THIS IS A REAL AD! IM A TOILET MOUTH PIG. IM 28 YEARS OLD BUSINESS MAN. IM ATTRACTIVE AND IN DECENT SHAPE WITH DARK HAIR AND HAZEL EYES. IM DEFENETLY NORMAL BUT HAVE A PERVERTED SIDE. IM LOOKING TO EXPLORE MY FETISH. I WANT TO SERVE AS YOUR FULL TOILET. JUST STAND ABOVE ME AND DROP IT. I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK YOUR GODDESS GOLDEN PISS AND EAT YOUR BROWN CAVIAR POOP. I WILL WORSHIP IT...YOU CAN SHOOT YOUR PEE AND SHIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT...CHEST STOMACH FACE PRIVATE...ILL TAKE IT. IM OFFERING 300...IF IT WILL TASTE GOOD 400. IF YOU THINK ITS NOT ENOUGH LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND. I APPRECIATE REPLY WITH AGE DISCRIPTION AND PICTURES. FEMALES ONLY. I WILL HOST. IM PRIVATE AND DISCRETE AND THAT WILL BE OUR LITTE KEPT SECRET. LETS GET NASTY. TONIGHT IS GOOD BUT TOM IS OK TOO. PLEASE EMAIL ME ASAP. LOVE TONY
I don't know dude, I could really use $400! I just doubt my abitlity to poop on comand.
TOILET MOUTH PIG LOOKING TO DRINK YOUR PEE AND EAT YOUR POOP ASAP!300!
THIS IS A REAL AD! IM A TOILET MOUTH PIG. IM 28 YEARS OLD BUSINESS MAN. IM ATTRACTIVE AND IN DECENT SHAPE WITH DARK HAIR AND HAZEL EYES. IM DEFENETLY NORMAL BUT HAVE A PERVERTED SIDE. IM LOOKING TO EXPLORE MY FETISH. I WANT TO SERVE AS YOUR FULL TOILET. JUST STAND ABOVE ME AND DROP IT. I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK YOUR GODDESS GOLDEN PISS AND EAT YOUR BROWN CAVIAR POOP. I WILL WORSHIP IT...YOU CAN SHOOT YOUR PEE AND SHIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT...CHEST STOMACH FACE PRIVATE...ILL TAKE IT. IM OFFERING 300...IF IT WILL TASTE GOOD 400. IF YOU THINK ITS NOT ENOUGH LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND. I APPRECIATE REPLY WITH AGE DISCRIPTION AND PICTURES. FEMALES ONLY. I WILL HOST. IM PRIVATE AND DISCRETE AND THAT WILL BE OUR LITTE KEPT SECRET. LETS GET NASTY. TONIGHT IS GOOD BUT TOM IS OK TOO. PLEASE EMAIL ME ASAP. LOVE TONY
I don't know dude, I could really use $400!
I just doubt my abitlity to poop on comand.So here is the 411 on the cute guy I've been drooling over for like almost a week:
He has a girlfriend! I knew he was a douche bag but jesus! So I started asking about her and they moved to NY together and have beeni living together for over a year and were togther before (obviously), and he was like "I hate defining things, it is what it is" I couldn't believe my ears.
I think I was looking for someone again instead of the right one, if that makes sense. I need to concentrate on me and not having a boy and that way I'll get a boy b/c I'm awesome and had that much needed time time to myself.
Good news! I got a job! MY new film career is picking up, and I bought my new computer today! Yeah!
Thats all I got,
later skaters
He has a girlfriend! I knew he was a douche bag but jesus! So I started asking about her and they moved to NY together and have beeni living together for over a year and were togther before (obviously), and he was like "I hate defining things, it is what it is" I couldn't believe my ears.
I think I was looking for someone again instead of the right one, if that makes sense. I need to concentrate on me and not having a boy and that way I'll get a boy b/c I'm awesome and had that much needed time time to myself.
Good news! I got a job! MY new film career is picking up, and I bought my new computer today! Yeah!
Thats all I got,
later skaters
I met a boy!!!!!
Well, he isn't just mine yet, but he will be soon! *moohaahaaha - sinister laugh*
Okay, so this boy is cute, funny, smart witty. But you gotta understand I have a thing for dorks and douche bags. I don't know why but there is a little douchiness to him that I like. I'm tired of dating semi shitty guys but I wonder if I'm just a douchy girl.
I did the stupidest thing! I have been like dorkily obsessing (I've gotten reallly shy with guys I really like lately) about him ALL day and waiting on his phone call and daydreaming, and then when I talked to him, it was like that scene in Secretary where they are talking in the hallway and they both want "it" to happen but are too shy, akward, nervous to make "it" happen so they both walk away disappointed. *slaps hand to forhead* stupid, stupid, stupid!
Plus the other night he and his good friend were in a dick measuring contest over me at the bar, which was really cute at first but then got way weird. That really sucks too, his friends fucking it all up!
Oh, well, I'm working all day with him on another film shoot for the next four days, so hopefully something will develop, b/c I haven't been laid in like 7 fucking months AHHHHHHH!
ooooh, so much anger, better save that for the bedroom............
Well, he isn't just mine yet, but he will be soon! *moohaahaaha - sinister laugh*
Okay, so this boy is cute, funny, smart witty. But you gotta understand I have a thing for dorks and douche bags. I don't know why but there is a little douchiness to him that I like. I'm tired of dating semi shitty guys but I wonder if I'm just a douchy girl.
I did the stupidest thing! I have been like dorkily obsessing (I've gotten reallly shy with guys I really like lately) about him ALL day and waiting on his phone call and daydreaming, and then when I talked to him, it was like that scene in Secretary where they are talking in the hallway and they both want "it" to happen but are too shy, akward, nervous to make "it" happen so they both walk away disappointed. *slaps hand to forhead* stupid, stupid, stupid!
Plus the other night he and his good friend were in a dick measuring contest over me at the bar, which was really cute at first but then got way weird. That really sucks too, his friends fucking it all up!
Oh, well, I'm working all day with him on another film shoot for the next four days, so hopefully something will develop, b/c I haven't been laid in like 7 fucking months AHHHHHHH!
ooooh, so much anger, better save that for the bedroom............
I just got back from the Henry Rollins Uncut from NYC show and Oh, my GOD! I WILL FUCK THAT MAN TILL HIS DICK TURNS BLUE IN EVERY NASTY POSITION I CAN HUMANLY THINK OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got to go.....I got a lot of masturbating to do!!!!!!!!
got to go.....I got a lot of masturbating to do!!!!!!!!
