“Lemonkid is the coolest person I've ever met. That just about sums it up.”

“This guy is without a doubt the coolest Canadian I've ever had the pleasure of hosting at my apartment and showing around Seattle.
I mean, like, even if there was more than one Canadian that I've hosted at my apartment, I'm sure he'd still at least be in the top five.
He also gave me the coolest gift that one hetero guy can give to another hetero guy without any inferred non-hetero assumptions going on. Plus he really likes John Henry, and that's cool too, I guess.”

“Lemonkid has a very aesthetically pleasing nose.”

“I still don't get god. He didn't make me suave enough like he did over at the Lemon tree. Like suave as in Dean Fucking Stockwell from Blue Velvet meets Lester Bangs meets Burroughs meets Scott Walker suave. Blue Ribbons, bobbysocks, and gold medals galore for Lemonkid. The hipster's hipster. He put the whammy on me. great googlymoogly. May his sidewalks stay obstacle free.”

“he snores.

but then, most cute boys do.”

“Lemonkid knows everything.
If you think he doesn't know everything, you are then the Knight of the Dumbwaiter, and Lemonkid will have no problem telling you as much.”

“NIPPLES!”

“I have had the pleasure of spending time with Lemonkid in a variety of social situations, ranging from large events to intimate muffin-sharing in my car. The man is a true gentleman with fantastic musical knowledge, impeccable fashion sense, and an uncanny ability to attract the attention of servers while beerless in bars. I highly recommend you make the effort to meet Lemonkid.”

“Little known fact: I went to highschool with Lemonkid (and was pretty bitchy to him). Lucky gal that I am, we're now friends and what can I say? Bang a gong - this kid rocks my socks. ”

“Lemonkid suggested to Sisqo in Miami one night - "You oughta do a song about... like... scanty women's undies," and the rest is history.”

“I can't believe I haven't left a testimonial for Lemonkid yet. He's one of the raddest human beings I've had the pleasure of meeting.

Actually, it turns out I have left a testimonial for him. But he's still radness personified.”