Member: Lemonkid

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JULY 21, 2008 @ 07:08 PM

I'm an animal.

Why is the cute girl I went on a date with on Saturday night have a boyfriend? And why is she going on dates with me. So confusing. The interesting ones always are.

I've been drinking, circusing, pokering, carousing, dancing, sweating, betting, vetting. It's a lot.

Soon I hope to the writing, biting, fighting, djing, swaying, and howling at the moon.

If you're a friend of mine I haven't seen in awhile.. I probably miss you. It's true.

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101 Things in 1001 Days: (ones in bold have been completed)

- Pay off all debt
- Go swimming more days in a month than not for at least one month
- Be able to do a backflip
- Take a hiphop dance class
- Be able to hit a small target with a playing card from 8 feet with regularity
- Make a stereoscopic / Viewmaster portrait of someone
- Make custom designed t-shirts
- Finish a feature length film script
- Have a portrait of myself taken as Saint Sebastian
- Learn how to play the trumpet
- Write at least one album's worth of songs
- Take argentinian tango lessons
- Take muy thai lessons

- Take brazilian jiu jitsu lessons
- Start putting money away as investments
- Start putting aside money into RRSPs
- see Leonard Cohen in concert
- Make my own pasta

- Have a piece of travel writing published
- perform in a circus
- Go to Carnival in Quebec City
- Go on a summer road trip to all the top waterparks in North America
- Learn the one handed cut and shuffle for cards
- Make one piece of clothing for myself from scratch
- Take a class on massage
- play a secret game of frisbee in the inner courtyard of the Dutch royal palace
- have a 8 handed massage

- Eat at the French Laundry
- Eat "La Mediatrice" in New Orleans
- Complete a full length 1 hour radio play and have it broadcast
- party it up at the Edison in L.A.
- see Bob Dylan in concert
- publish an article in Perfect Sound Forever
- Take a class on Lecoq's physical movement
- go to Long Beach, BC
- hike the West Coast trail
- Go White Water rafting
- make an experimental pornographic film
- go to Burning Man
- attend the Victoriaville Musique Actuelle festival
- visit the grave of Joshua Norton
- publish a series of instructional videos of all 85 ways to tie a tie
- have a regular cocktail night at my place
- visit a floatation tank facility
- get hired to a really stupid job and get fired in the most glorious way possible
- shoot off some fireworks into the night
- try LSD

- compose a piece of music
- smoke salvia
- Experiment with nootropics
- be comfortable using Final Cut Pro and Avid

- perform in a band
- visit the following cities - Prague, Amsterdam, Paris, London, Rome, Venice, Berlin, Barcelona, Buenos Aires, Melbourne, Kyoto, Tokyo
- build a geodesic dome
- have a full body massage
- visit a real sugar shack

- learn to surf in Australia
- finish reading In Search of Lost Time by Proust
- go see the Monarch Butterfly reserve in Mexico
- attend the Day of the Dead in Mexico
- run up the same temple stairs in India that Grant Morrison did
- pick a lock
- make a terrine
- get a tattoo
- have my portrait painted
- do a trek through the Costa Rican cloudforest
- retrace Basho's journey through Japan on bicycle
- grow the most impressive beard I can
- become an NLP master practitioner
- put on a marionette performance
- take a culinary program
- have a threesome
- make a marionette
- learn how to pick pockets
- fly a WWI style biplane
- get down to 185 pounds
- grow a double mohawk
- publish a book of fetish photography
- stage dive/crowd surf at a concert
- write a novel
- publish a cookbook
- participate in a ping pong tournament
- learn 3 trick shots at billiards
- get lasik eye surgery
- take lots of E and dance all night long
- take some yoga classes
- become an expert in nutrition
- grow a bonzai tree
- visit Machu Piccu
- be able to read/speak Spanish
- perfect my French grammar skills
- watch all of Berlin Alexanderplatz
- Run with the Bulls in Pamplona
- Participate in the National Tango Competition in Buenos Aires
- Own a house that's also a geodesic dome
- Become a shibari expert
- Save enough money so that I can live off of the interest and never have to work again
- Take a Trip on the Oriental Express
- Seen the Northern Lights in the Yukon Territories
- Do the complete pilgrimage on foot from France to the Compostela di Santiago
- play in the World Series of Poker
- Visit the Hermitage Museum in Russia
- Have proficiency with throwing knives
- Go to a shooting range and fire handguns
- Go on a hot air balloon ride
- Take a meditation retreat with Shinzen Young
- Do indoor skydiving
- Go on that crazy spinning ball ride at La Ronde
- See Bjork in concert
- Visit the Tripoli theme park in Scandinavia
- See the paintings in the Louvre
- Have a picnic in the gardens at Versailles
- Visit the Rothko Chapel
- Visit the Roden crater
- Get a picture of me next to the Nikola Tesla statue in Niagara Falls
- Bust the blackjack table at a Casino
- Grow a rare orchid
- go skydiving
-do work at the United Nations
-have an authentic Philly cheese steak
-swim with the dolphins
-drink Guinness at the factory



Comments
Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

JUL 21, 2008 11:56 PM

You're awesome. FACT.

Don't let that girl fuck with you too bad. I don't want to have to roll her out. wink

I hope you complete your list. Good luck with the orchid. They are temperamental fuckers.

badRonald

badRonald

Montreal, QC
September 2004

JUL 22, 2008 02:36 AM

Girls with boyfriends who just wanna be "friends" annoy the fuck out of me.

Dude, why don't I see you at shows anymore?

Niello

Niello

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 22, 2008 06:15 AM

I have to admit, I've gone on dates before when I've had boyfriends. She could be bored with her main squeeze? I say just let things take whatever course they may, but at her pace.

Mneylu

Mneylu

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 22, 2008 07:43 PM

Circusing? Niiiiice biggrin

Fighting is the awesome. We should start a "first rule is to not talk about it" club.

What kind of pasta did you make?

What if I made a portrait of you as sebastian the crab? Would that be a good consolation prize?


Niello

Niello

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 22, 2008 09:28 PM

why yes, yes I am.

tongue

Lee

Lee

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

JUL 24, 2008 10:40 PM

I should make a list like that.

Atrasties

Atrasties

Calgary, AB
November 2002

JUL 25, 2008 06:09 AM

They might be an open couple which might be nice for a while unless you really start to like her and are not down with the communal loving thing. Then again she may be just having some fun on the side or like already suggested looking past her current for something better. So, given the absolute coolness of you it's easy to understand why she is out with you. I say enjoy what you can and don't sweat the rest my young friend.

Scheisskopf

Scheisskopf

Algeria
February 2005

JUL 25, 2008 03:54 PM

More about the circusing, please.

Rubix

Rubix

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

JUL 26, 2008 01:22 PM

BATMAN AND PRETZELS RULE!!!!!!

hang in there smile

Rubix

Rubix

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

JUL 28, 2008 01:28 PM

im going to Omnikron on Wendesday night!!!! and a cheap show on thursday ( my friend is playing a show)

let me know!!!! you should come!!

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