Just when you thought you've heard of everything out comes the news of Global Orgasm
So just what is Global Orgasm?
Well according to their site, Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy.
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm, on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
There you go, a simple explanation of why you are needed on the 22nd of Dec 2006, all in the name of peace of courseĀ .
More info at Global Orgasm
So just what is Global Orgasm?
Well according to their site, Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy.
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm, on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
There you go, a simple explanation of why you are needed on the 22nd of Dec 2006, all in the name of peace of courseĀ .
More info at Global Orgasm
A rant about the Local Government and their bright ideas.
The problems with the way Britain's being governed in the Noughties can be summed up in one word: wanking. So much of what's done has nothing to do with servicing citizens; it's just public servants giving themselves handjobs.
Schools. By lowering the bar for exam results teachers and education dept politicians can congratulate themselves, having 'raised the bar on education' (if only by lowering expectations to the point where they're already met.) Just education 'experts' furiously jerking themselves off in a moist cloud of hubristic jism.
The NHS. Doctors are given the task of reducing waiting times for appointments; they do it by limiting the period you can call and join the queue to a couple of days before the appointment. Waiting times go down, because it's not possible for them to go anywhere else. It doesn't help patients, but it lets civil servants congratulate each other in a circle-jerk worthy of anything coming out of the San Fernando Valley.
The police. Arrest numbers need to be high, so they make up crimes and turn single crimes into two or three. Two suspects apprehended? That's two crimes. Jostle in a crowd? Make it a crime, so you can claim your targets are being met. The purest wanking of all: nothing so hard as actually attracting someone to have sex with, just jerk off and kid yourself it's the same thing.
It's all just wanking. All of it. Wanking is the basic urge and activity driving New Labour. And we know what people who wank are called.
And to add a touch of humor - Borat!
The problems with the way Britain's being governed in the Noughties can be summed up in one word: wanking. So much of what's done has nothing to do with servicing citizens; it's just public servants giving themselves handjobs.
Schools. By lowering the bar for exam results teachers and education dept politicians can congratulate themselves, having 'raised the bar on education' (if only by lowering expectations to the point where they're already met.) Just education 'experts' furiously jerking themselves off in a moist cloud of hubristic jism.
The NHS. Doctors are given the task of reducing waiting times for appointments; they do it by limiting the period you can call and join the queue to a couple of days before the appointment. Waiting times go down, because it's not possible for them to go anywhere else. It doesn't help patients, but it lets civil servants congratulate each other in a circle-jerk worthy of anything coming out of the San Fernando Valley.
The police. Arrest numbers need to be high, so they make up crimes and turn single crimes into two or three. Two suspects apprehended? That's two crimes. Jostle in a crowd? Make it a crime, so you can claim your targets are being met. The purest wanking of all: nothing so hard as actually attracting someone to have sex with, just jerk off and kid yourself it's the same thing.
It's all just wanking. All of it. Wanking is the basic urge and activity driving New Labour. And we know what people who wank are called.
And to add a touch of humor - Borat!
I've been trawlling the web for a little inspiration for my tattoo and found a great web site showing the Tiki masks. These style of masks are what I am considering and I think could develop into a good design. Here's some I picked out.
If I find the right artist for the job there's potential for a very bright, awesome design!
I'm still undecided where it will go, but I thought if I find the right design first I can jump the other hurdle when I reach it
If I find the right artist for the job there's potential for a very bright, awesome design!
I'm still undecided where it will go, but I thought if I find the right design first I can jump the other hurdle when I reach it
So my first blog....ever!
I could talk about all sorts of random shit, from what goes on at work to how the weather is but for the first attempt I'll keep it simple.............Tattoo's
I've always liked tattoo's, I think it makes a statement about the person wearing it. There always seems to be a bit of a stigma with persons who don a tattoo, which to me is a load of old crock.
I love the bold colours and the different pictures/designs that people choose and the fact that most people choose a tattoo the means something to them. But where do you start when deciding what you want done. Where do you gather the inspiration from. You want something original, that no-one else has, nor will ever get, but where does this some from. This is the trouble I'm having at the moment.
Although in my job it is now accepted to have tattoos, albeit they must be 'normal' (make of that what you will) I want something bold and beautiful that will stand out and reflect my personality. What should I choose?
The second hurdle is where it should be placed. I normally wear short sleeved shirts which come up just above the elbow, so a full sleeve tattoo is out of the question although I'd love one. Do I go for a half sleeve, or confine all of my art to underneath my shirt, around the chest area. Or even my thighs?
I suppose it all depends on what it is that I'm aiming for, that will determine where on my body it will adorn.
I'm into the Oriental aspect of tattoos like Koi Carp and Geisha girls, but on the other hand I like the Tiki Masks and the Inca's.
So I'm stuck at the moment and need a kick in the right direction. Any help and advice is welcomed.
All the best, Lavz
I could talk about all sorts of random shit, from what goes on at work to how the weather is but for the first attempt I'll keep it simple.............Tattoo's
I've always liked tattoo's, I think it makes a statement about the person wearing it. There always seems to be a bit of a stigma with persons who don a tattoo, which to me is a load of old crock.
I love the bold colours and the different pictures/designs that people choose and the fact that most people choose a tattoo the means something to them. But where do you start when deciding what you want done. Where do you gather the inspiration from. You want something original, that no-one else has, nor will ever get, but where does this some from. This is the trouble I'm having at the moment.
Although in my job it is now accepted to have tattoos, albeit they must be 'normal' (make of that what you will) I want something bold and beautiful that will stand out and reflect my personality. What should I choose?
The second hurdle is where it should be placed. I normally wear short sleeved shirts which come up just above the elbow, so a full sleeve tattoo is out of the question although I'd love one. Do I go for a half sleeve, or confine all of my art to underneath my shirt, around the chest area. Or even my thighs?
I suppose it all depends on what it is that I'm aiming for, that will determine where on my body it will adorn.
I'm into the Oriental aspect of tattoos like Koi Carp and Geisha girls, but on the other hand I like the Tiki Masks and the Inca's.
So I'm stuck at the moment and need a kick in the right direction. Any help and advice is welcomed.
All the best, Lavz
