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age: 42 (May 04, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2006

occupation: Retail Manager

gets me hot: Big tits, curly hair, tattoos, smart, sassy, gotta be fun!

sign: your life away. You won't need it.

body mods: little ink here a little ink there

most humbling moment: Watching my daughter Presley being born.

stats: Had to take it twice.

fantasy: Brewing moonshine for a living.

heroes: My dad, Captain America, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Evel Knievel, Carol Shelby, Rick Ruben, Johnny Cash, Jack White, Mike Ness

crush: Shamrock Shakes!!!

makes me sad: Disposable diapers, stupid people, cruelty to animals, Savannah Smiles

i lost my virginity: in a 1964 Mercury.

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MARCH 14, 2013 @ 04:38 PM | NO COMMENTS


It took my wife kicking me in the ass to realize I was a whiny punk. She set me straight and told me I was been way too negative about this new job and that I needed to find one rose and one thorn each day to keep a balance. That slap in the face really set my mind going in the right direction. That and the fact that I got my first check and realized how much more I'm making at this job than my last. So I'm back on the positivity train! It still sucks not to be home with my family but its only temporary. The store will open and things will be back to normal. In the meantime, I'll rock some people's faces off and make the most of it.
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