age: 35 (Jul 13, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2008

occupation: Helping people black out and then suggest some bad decisions.

stats: Can't tell you cause I'd have to kill you.

body mods: Some ink, took my piercings out.

gets me hot: Vegas

most humbling moment: Any night that involves too much whiskey and not enough Viagra ...you know what I mean.

sign: Cancer

crush: The cutest girl closest to my well ...typical bartender.

makes me happy: Last call when working.

into: Anything worth doing, cause it's usually worth overdoing. Besides that, riding/tricking around town on my fixie, snowboarding and wakeboarding.

i lost my virginity: ...and can't find it. Please help me.

fantasy: Living it.