into: Being Jewish.

not into: Being dinner.

5 things i can't live without: My hats, my Octopurse (TM), my scarf, my booties, and a postage scale.

vices: I have a cult following. I'm kind of a big deal.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Going places you'll never go.

 

gender: exotic

occupation: World-traveler.

stats: 8 corkskrew legs and a whole lotta stuffing.

body mods: I had my skin crocheted by Freeze-Dried Evil.

favorite position: Inside the belly of a snake that's on your mom.

fantasy: Drowning in a sea of Noir.

sign: Every day is my birthday.

most humbling moment: Meeting up with old friends in the seafood section of Whole Foods.

i lost my virginity: For hours.