Member: Kylepus

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MARCH 7, 2008 @ 08:01 PM

I'm writing this from the inside of a box.

Alright, so I've been sort of MIA for a while. The last few months have been a whirlwind, and I have been majorly wasted. Those two things don't go together well.

After Disneyland, I stayed in California for a bit with Radenix. I was mostly drunk, so I can't tell you much of what happened, but I do have a few photos from a car show. Well, I did. I just went to go upload them from my email, but it says the images were removed by the user. That entire week no longer exists outside my fragmented, spinning little memory.

After that, I went home with Radenix to Utah. I don't remember anything that happened there, either. I wish Radenix would have written about our adventures for me. I remember beer. And...

No, just beer.

After that, I met up with Noir in San Francisco to go to lil_tuffy's Winter Ball. I had a blast meeting everyone and have developed a pretty significant crush on Syndi. She touched me. I'm never bathing again.

I'll write more about my SF travels later, but for now, I'll leave you with a few photos from the Ball. If anyone else has any photos that I missed, post them here! Also, I'm forgetful in general, but I'm particularly terrible at remembering names, so if you see someone in a photo whose name you know, please tell me so I can update it.

Anyway, On to the pictures!
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Me sitting on Noir's head. She spent over an hour straightening her hair and then got rained on while waiting for the bus in the freezing-ass cold. I've been to some pretty cold places -- Antarctica being one of them -- but SF has it's own brand of cold. I believe the polite term was 'dewy'.

Click the spoiler to view lots more!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

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Here is the sexiest man alive kissing my head (those were atomicant's words). You can't really see it, but I'm wearing an eyepatch I picked up from the pirate store on my head because it makes for a good yarmulke. He smelled like alcohol and yum.

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The best picture in the history of ever. I hyperventilated and passed out after that. It was totally worth it.

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atomicant's boob and Radenix's finger.

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The squirrel hopeful, atomicant, me, and some dude with a lip ring. In no particular order.

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Noir, Rad, and me on a cigarette break.

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I think I took this photo while sitting on someone's head.

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This is me on the head of one of two people. Crim or D_Day. Ya'll look alike. Oh, the next picture made me realize it's D_Day.

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I guess they really don't look as much alike on film as they do through my squinty little eyes.

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I know who this is. He was at Disneyland. He owns the PhotoShop group. I like his hat.

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The ladies love me.


I can't tell if they love him even more or if they're acting under duress.

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Aw. charlielove and schmelectra. I miss them.

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Crim and a lovely, small man with an even lovlier hat who let me sit on his head for much of the night.

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Nixon on a big, fat pole. I passed out before I got to meet her.


She was pretty feisty.

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lil_tuffy!

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Noir looking like she's about to jump through the screen and kill someone.

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Noir and Radenix being weird.

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This hat was so spacious.

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tuffy pulling on his ear or something. And somebody fisting a hand bull.

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This dude wouldn't stop taking pictures with his big ol' flash. I was blind for several minutes afterward.

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This chick was totally into me.

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Here's Noir being scary, me, and some homeless guy who sold us something he wrote about food being the devil for $3.

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The second hottest picture of the night: Salome, Noir again, and Dino. Oh, and me. See me there? In the front? Who's a lucky cephalopod? I am.

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These two were great on the dance floor and were all about the Kylestache.

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Noir fell in love with her for a minute.

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Then she wrote on Noir's side. She still hasn't bathed.

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Or maybe this was the sexiest man alive according to atomicant. I dunno, mang. I was too busy checking out Sydni over to the right there. They're both pretty hot, though.


That concludes this episode of Where in the World is Kyle?

Stay tuned for more on San Francisco and my upcoming adventures in Seattle, Spain, and Portugal. Oh, and check out my new duds. This is my gangsta hat:

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Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

MAR 07, 2008 08:44 PM

At least you're thinking outside the box. Get it? 'cause you're writing from inside the box and... Nevermind. I could tell you just how jealous I am that you got to see so many of mah favrite people but that would make me sound bitter, and that would like, suck.

Isn't cigar smoke harmful to you?

DexV33

DexV33

Ireland
December 2006

MAR 08, 2008 06:52 AM

I'm gonna come steal your life one day. Or at least become part of your entourage.

Megze

Megze

Somerville, MA
June 2005

MAR 08, 2008 08:39 AM

Dude, you're famous.

Giggles

Giggles

Claremont, CA
January 2005

MAR 08, 2008 01:05 PM

awesome adventures

beppo

beppo

Ontario, CA
April 2003

MAR 08, 2008 04:02 PM

WOOHOO! God I've missed the exciting adventures of Kylepus! They're always so much fun to read. biggrin

Azkadellia

Azkadellia

Douglas, MI
April 2007

MAR 08, 2008 05:09 PM

It seems deeply unfair to me that you got to do all of that, even if you don't remember half of it.

Radenix

Radenix

USA
October 2006

MAR 09, 2008 10:41 AM

Hehe, sorry Kyle. You were pretty drunk most of the time you were here with me. As for the pictures at the car show... I don't have them no more, unfortunately. frown But, I did just send some pictures of when we were at the pirate store to Noir. I kinda forgot that I took them on my phone. (whoops!) As for your stay with me... I'm working on that. So, there's more to come!!! biggrin

nikonphoto80

nikonphoto80

Lexington, KY
December 2004

MAR 09, 2008 11:24 AM

Can you call the person who had the photos and tell them to put them back on there?

How come you always hang out with the most beautiful ladies and the coolest guys?

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAR 11, 2008 09:39 AM

Seriously, I need to get to one of those things.

You, little man, are quite the social butterfly uh, octopus.

-TM

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAR 31, 2008 12:31 PM

where you been?

pillboxhat

pillboxhat

I'm lost
November 2004

MAR 31, 2008 12:53 PM

octopus vs. shark

But now I ask you: octopus vs. squid - who would win?

Edit: Ah, bullshit, National Geographic doesn't want me to link directly.

chuba

chuba

New York, NY
May 2005

MAY 19, 2008 01:57 PM

Nothing is cooler than you. You are all that is cool.

Lavenderrr

Lavenderrr

I'm lost
April 2006

MAY 31, 2008 03:06 PM

Kyle, where are you, how are you doing? Updates! smile Oh, and tell Noir I miss her in chat. <3

Lavenderrr

Lavenderrr

I'm lost
April 2006

JUL 07, 2008 08:22 AM

I miss Kyle and Noir in chat <3

Lavenderrr

Lavenderrr

I'm lost
April 2006

JUL 13, 2008 07:23 AM

Yeah you should come visit me and so you can hang out with me, Kiwi and Lemon again and we'll go in chat and do lots of fun stuff in Amsterdam! Tell Noir that I miss her and hope I get to talk to her soon again!

kiss

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