Laugh or cry.

The human body is an amazing thing. I pissed mine of thoroughly a few weekends ago. My scars are healing very well, I feel fine.

Except my abdomen has swollen eighteen centimeters. I have an internal infection.

I'm mostly fascinated by it. It hurts like hell. My skin is taut and it feels like I'm about to give birth to an Alien baby.

...And all I keep thinking about is how cool it would be if this were how Predator babies were born.