Well it's official... I'm leaving the site once again due to a severe lack of time and a severe lack of quality from the site. In case you didn't know, I'm not here for the "porn" (That's kinda like buying three lentil beans and calling it a meal). No, I'm here for creative pin-up sets of beautiful women. The sets have become terribly formulaic and the models have become vanilla (on average, not all). What's even more annoying is that the really interesting models and great sets are being passed on for the most part. It seems there's some preferential treatment going on here when a model gets 96% approval and tons of comments and another gets moderate comments and 93% approval... And THAT'S the one they pick. I don't profess to know the inner workings of SG, but it seems pretty fishy to me. And maybe worse, the Chads and mainstream contingent that has become so prevalent on this site have become a giant, flatulent voice here, "Not For Me"ing every set with creative effort and "I Loved It"ing every blonde, homogenized Barbie doll that rears her bland head in the Hopefuls section. And yes, I care about it because some of my friends are models and photographers on here, but I would care anyways. Because caring is the right thing to do.

So I'll go back to my workings as a jack of all trades and use my time more wisely than giving a damn about this site. So Samandbob, Allen K2, Kunoichi, Lovely, Oui, Bree, Johnny, Angeluca & Daniel and any of the other great people I've met through this site that I'm forgetting... you know where to find me. MY SHOWS, DAMNIT!

Cheerio, pip-pip,
Jonny

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Get the fuck over and give Lovely some love on her new set. NOW!!! Red Velvet

I'm back! For a bit. Miss me?

Rockabilly and Ribs is back every Sunday at the Tambien! It was a blast last year and will be even better this year. And it's all ages.

Other than that, I wouldn't even know where to begin. My friend went nuts and killed his ex-wife, then himself and left two beautiful kids behind. My heart goes out to them like crazy. Ghost Train is going to have a great season. There's someone new (how I always end up dating strippers I have no idea, I don't even go to strip clubs). The PUC is still a thorn in my side so sorry Boulder, good cab service will have to wait. l have been offered a stake in an established bar though, so I'll let you know. I still miss someone. Now go look at pretty girls.

>j<

Well, at the Lovely Oui's requset, I'm jotting down a quick blog. Speaking of whome, you slackers better get over there and comment on her {somewhat} NEW SET! Show a Colorado gal some lovins.)

Things have been a little rough here lately. Had to sell my car and buy an old pick up truck. Money is wearing a bit thin waiting for approval from the P.U.C. Thought I could make it last until tho company was up and running, but... wee bit too much partying. My fault. Howevah, less than a week and we'll find out if I'm gnnna be back in black (and providing a wonderful service to all you Boulderites) or dropped a shit-ton of money into a fucked up, corrupt system. (Maybe more about that later). Such is entrepreneurship I guess.

The good news (Yeah, let's focus on that... ) I just got a call from another gal who wants to do burlesque. That makes four prospects and if all goes well, a real troop!

Also, any girls (tattooed or not so tattooed) Svenmeister choppers is doing a callendar and they need some more models. Interested. Give me a shout. (Private message please.) MySpace (under "Kursed!") is actually better. Not sure what they're paying, but I'll find out.

Guess that's it (does anyone actually read these anyways?) Have a great Christmas.

>j<

Thanks to all that came out for Amy's benefit. It was a blast! Amy woulda been happy indeed.

My good friend Chuck Ragan from Hot Water Music is coming around town the 23rd. Touch me if you want to go... I have a few freebies.

>j<

This Sunday everyone of you that can attend Amy Fisher's benefit at the Oriental Theater should be there -- no excuses. It's an 18 and up show and it will be a great one! But more importantly it goes to help her family pay for funeral costs. Se was a special personality and we'll all miss her.

Aside from great burlesque from Orchid Mei, Burlesque as it Was AND Ooh La La, there's music from Velvet Elvis and alot more! Hope you all make it.

As a side note, I'm taking another break from SG coming up in about a week. Just too much on my plate right now, but I'll be back. Hope to see you all Sunday!!!

>j<

My head is spinning. I'm starting too think I need to narrow in on just doing about 8 or 9 things at once instead of 20. But officially Ghost Train is taking a break for the winter and I don't drive a cab anymore... two down, 9 more to go!!!

VERY IMPORTANT - Anyone have any ideas on a name for my burlesque girls? We have to change the name because it was so good it was taken. By some tiny troop in Maine that barely measures on the iRadar, but taken (or close enough) none-the-less. Any suggestions are appreciated! Thanks y'all!

>j<

It's my birthday today, and for once I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it! It's been the toughest year I've had in a long time and I never do anything on my birthday, so... Here's to having a good year to all of you!

Cheers!
>j<

I'm doing a Car Show this Saturday (with the hot-ass Jenny from Zombie Rock) at 2 pm at Owlsley's downtown (that's right... that new hippie bar). The 1st Annual Rust-A-Billy BBQ and Car Show W/ Three Bad Jacks from L.A. and Denver's Velvet Elvis.

BUT MAYBE THE BEST PART!!!

There's also a pin-up contest with a $250 1st prize.

Anywho, enough plugging...

I want to congratulate Bob and Samantha who had a (long overdue) wedding a few weeks back It was beautiful and WICKED early in the morning. But I love em both and went anyways and I'm really glad I did. Sam was absolutely gorgeous and Bob made me question my sexuality. I wish you both the best of luck from the bottom of my heart.

I was making some iced coffee yesterday and one of the cubes popped. A piece of ice shot into my eye. It made my contact pop out and I lost it. It was my last one. I'm wearing glasses now. I'm telling you this because it's a microcosm of my luck lately, although it gets a lot worse. But (some of) you know mw. I will survive. So long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive!

Hope you all are better... maybe I'll see you Saturday.

>j<