CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories