Squirters. Yay or Nay? One of the girls I'm sleeping with is one of them.

Finding a squirter almost feels like finding a unicorn because I've never come across one until now. I mean, you hear about them, but they almost seem like mythical creatures that frolic around everywhere but my bed. And this case doesn't seem to be just a normal squirter. She just straight up must have a super soaker up her hoo-ha, and not one of those weak 90's versions; I'm talking the latest and greatest, with a stream that could cut through steel and put out a raging house fire, with extra reservoirs that hold enough water to actually be able to combat rising sea levels..

We had to sleep on the couch last night (and probably for the next week until that bed dries... Now I know to plan ahead for next time). I also don't think I can take all the credit because she seems to cum insanely easily. In about the last 15-20 mins, I lost count at 22. It was almost a challenge to see how many times I could make her cum before I needed a breather.

Now... I'm on the fence as for whether it's something I'm into. It definitely causes a slight ego boost and a sense of self satisfaction that I'm making that happen, but at the same time, it's frigging messy. Every time she cums, I just feel this gush of warmth shoot right up into my crotch and down my thigh, and is probably a lot like the sensation of pissing yourself, which really isn't my thing. One of the best things about it though, is that you really can't fuck her till she's raw, because it's always lubed up down there, which is great news for both of us. So I don't know.

What do you guys think about squirters?

Either way, I'm feeling a little feisty today, so here's my song for the moment.

... and why the fuck not, here's the music festival version, since the crowd and stage performance was so good.


Squirt on.