"I swear she and I came from the same egg. Ask anyone else, they'll agree.

I don't have many people to turn to around here, but this girl is definitely someone I know I can count on to cheer me up. She's my own personal real-life Ralph Wiggum!

And we wear the same glasses! We are so emo it hurts. Except not really."

"I like when she talks dirty to me.

brAd"

"What can I say About Koleeta that has not been said already. Well Poop on a Cake! I guess the only thing I can say is this Lil Retro Diva is just Kick Ass Cookies! Love ya KoKo!


TNS-"

"i haven't known her all that long but she sure does rock my nads. YAY!!"

"i love my special-K....she's freakin' sexy and i wanna buy her a beer."

"Mitzi is a very sweet girl. She's probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's funny as all shit and cute to boot! But don't piss her off, she knows exactly where to hide a body. Oh shit, I've said to much "

"this girl is always like "hi igor" and im allways like "hi" and its all like, wtf d00d?"

"mitzi my friend,i am so glad we met. i loved dancing with you and laughing with you (two words:disco stu). i only wish we had gotten to spend more time together. i love talking to you on the phone though...you are beautiful and can always make me laugh. thank you for being my friend~a"

"Koleeta was one of the first people I started talking to when we were both n00bish. She was lovely then, and still is. Only now, I'm still n00bish and barely known by anyone, and she's got a fan club a mile long. But when you know her, you'll know why."

"i was going to leave a long post about how i'm her biggest fan and tell you exactly every little thing i love about her, like the way she leaves the blinds open when she's changing or how she takes really long showers or how i love to watch her when she's eating breakfast, but then i thought you might think i was actually stalking her. i'm not. really. i promise. but she's so stalker-worthy. "

"Koleeta makes my heart beat real fast. or maybe that was the twelve candy bars i ate. in any case, she's my wife so back off, hooka."

"the neatest girl! yay! well besides me "

"she's such a sweetheart, koleeta is such a sweet girl with a really great personality!!!

and a really fucking tiny cell phone!"

""