"She's pretty alright, as far as non-drunks go."

"you should do a set! your really good looking"

"I am leaving this testimonial solely because she accidentally left me one. She is a... power walker."

"One of the coolest chicks EVAR! "

"I was gonna leave a testimonial, but then I was all "Fuck that, this girl has too many testimonials!" but then, on thinking about it, I was like, "Wait, Koleeta can never really have TOO many testimonials." and then, I was like, "Maybe Koleeta will like me more if I say nice things about her." and then I pulled her hair and ran away. And left her a testimonial."

"i want to talk to her more, i feel we are divide by the internet"

"I love Koleeta. It's true."

"WAIT...I'll fix it."

"She can derilicht my balls any day, capitan."

"Lovelovelove."

"Mitzi has been a good friend of mine since back in 2004. I love her. She is one of my favorite people.

"

"testimonials are so '03"

"She touched my boob. "

"Koleeta doesn't get that SG Testimonials are alive and well"