I expect to see pictures of the turduckin. Also Saturday we're decorating and having fun with leftovers. You are expected to come!

Just make sure the deep fryer gets set up far enough away that you don't burn your garage down.

geez. sooo picky.

safety first!

ha ha ha your mom texts like this girl I go to school with.

You should probably explain the language thing to people, it sounds like your mom is a touch mentally handicapped the way you phrased it.

Hehe. Have fun.

I want your mom, my dad and my sister to text. Now that would be fucking hilarious!

First time I ever saw my Dad text the words "4 U" and "haz" I punched him in the balls the next time I saw him. True story.