Why would you do that?

Yep.

Not that I can complain. I turned it down the other night because I continue to have high standards regardless of the whole "beggars can't be choosers" thing.

You are always cranky. Now I know why.

that's enought to ruin your month!

Shit, he's scared by a 3 year difference? If he were smart he'd just take you up on your offer.

-fucking- cranky indeed

I got your cranky right here

lol too bad I moved

Awww, I know what you mean. I'm not sure I could survive without. Well, survive and remain sane...

And in this time there was darkness, then the words were spoken
"Let there be light"
And there was light
Then the flowers and the birds did come,
the crops and the beasts did come,
and then the man and the woman did come.
And in this time there was tension, and then the words were spoken,
"hey wanna fuck?"

And they GOTTT ITTT ONNNNN!!!!!

hi! have any stories? i have one or two.

Well, its almost 3 months now. I'll have pity sex with you...