It has now been scientifically proven that there's nothing quite like the smug sense of contentment that comes of being an English major:

Media studies and other trendy 'Mickey Mouse' degrees 'leave students disatisfied'

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got 30 more pages of Ulysses to get through in order to hone my witty cocktail party banter. Pinkies out, gentlemen, pinkies out.

EDIT: Don't know why the URL isn't linking. Here it is, if you want to follow it: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23411984-details/Media+Studies+and+other+trendy+'Mickey+Mouse'+degrees+'leave+students+disatisfied'/article.do