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Wow, I haven't been on here in a few weeks! I'm trying to think of something exciting to write that you might enjoy....but nothing is coming to mind at the moment.
Thank fuck Obama won!
That's about it
I'll be back soon with something more invigorating for you
Thank fuck Obama won!
That's about it
I'll be back soon with something more invigorating for you
Hellooooo (to anyone reading this....if alone, hello to myself)
Haven't been on here in a little while, deciphering what to do with my carefree life! I'm going back to Hawaii in January WOOOHOOOOOOO! I may not come back, go into hiding, become an illegal immigrant LOL. Man I can't wait
Not even the London rain (wet filth) can get me down today ^_^
Haven't been on here in a little while, deciphering what to do with my carefree life! I'm going back to Hawaii in January WOOOHOOOOOOO! I may not come back, go into hiding, become an illegal immigrant LOL. Man I can't wait
Not even the London rain (wet filth) can get me down today ^_^
WHY ALCOHOL IS BAD (Absynthe in particular)
1. You fall down a pothole in 5 inch stilettos, using your kneecap to 'soften' the fall, cry hysterically in
pain and smudge mascara all over your face.
2. You emotionally tell everyone you love them, including an ex!
3. You attempt to breakdance on the dancefloor and do a backflip, wake up to realise
a) your spine may be severly damaged
b) you have glass embedded in your feet (because at the time of course it made sense to take off
said knee breaking stilettos)
c) the reason you were outdone on the dancefloor is because you gatecrashed the
afterparty of the UK street and breakdance championship finals! Of course your performance
left them completely stunned!
4. You hilariously walk up to a massive bloke who your boss is quietly chatting to, offer a handshake
'cos he must be important as everyone is looking in his direction. Amusingly assholed you introduce
yourself to massive bloke, with stupid grin on your face ,only to next morning discuss with boss and
are made aware said bloke is infact UK leader LEADER of the Hells Angels (no wonder he
looked bewildered....still good to be on the same side I say)
5. You wait 2 hours for a bus home and worry as it's almost 5 am and work starts in 3 hours time. Then realise the London bus strike THAT YOU YOURSELF warned everyone about earlier that day, was in progress. Then spend the rest of your cash on a taxi, realising the next morning it was in fact your rent money that you spent!
6. I want to die...and feel like I am going to die out of sheer embarassment and/or my painful spine and golf ball shaped knee cap! Head also feels like it has been bashed more than once with a wrought iron cooker.
REPEAT MANTRA
Drinking is not for you
Drinking is not for you
Drinking is not for you
1. You fall down a pothole in 5 inch stilettos, using your kneecap to 'soften' the fall, cry hysterically in
pain and smudge mascara all over your face.
2. You emotionally tell everyone you love them, including an ex!
3. You attempt to breakdance on the dancefloor and do a backflip, wake up to realise
a) your spine may be severly damaged
b) you have glass embedded in your feet (because at the time of course it made sense to take off
said knee breaking stilettos)
c) the reason you were outdone on the dancefloor is because you gatecrashed the
afterparty of the UK street and breakdance championship finals! Of course your performance
left them completely stunned!
4. You hilariously walk up to a massive bloke who your boss is quietly chatting to, offer a handshake
'cos he must be important as everyone is looking in his direction. Amusingly assholed you introduce
yourself to massive bloke, with stupid grin on your face ,only to next morning discuss with boss and
are made aware said bloke is infact UK leader LEADER of the Hells Angels (no wonder he
looked bewildered....still good to be on the same side I say)
5. You wait 2 hours for a bus home and worry as it's almost 5 am and work starts in 3 hours time. Then realise the London bus strike THAT YOU YOURSELF warned everyone about earlier that day, was in progress. Then spend the rest of your cash on a taxi, realising the next morning it was in fact your rent money that you spent!
6. I want to die...and feel like I am going to die out of sheer embarassment and/or my painful spine and golf ball shaped knee cap! Head also feels like it has been bashed more than once with a wrought iron cooker.
REPEAT MANTRA
Drinking is not for you
Drinking is not for you
Drinking is not for you
I woke up this morning...and for no apparent reason (other than smoking possibly) I now sound like Patty...or Selma off the Simpsons crossed with a small pre-pubescent boy who's voice is in the middle of breaking. It's lasted all day and frightenng people out of the studio 
I hope it doesn't stick around too long hahaha
I hope it doesn't stick around too long hahaha
Today I'm sad 
I know long distance stuff does not work generally...but I was so in love (the first time I've said it, sad but true) with one of the most amazing guys I ever met, he lives over 7000 miles away We kept touch after I left almost a year ago, talking at least once a week....I was away too long and now he's found someone else...I've even booked my flight back in 4 months time....I'm now about to double my body weight in pizza and beer....boohooo.
I know long distance stuff does not work generally...but I was so in love (the first time I've said it, sad but true) with one of the most amazing guys I ever met, he lives over 7000 miles away
We kept touch after I left almost a year ago, talking at least once a week....I was away too long and now he's found someone else...I've even booked my flight back in 4 months time....I'm now about to double my body weight in pizza and beer....boohooo.
Thanks for all your comments on my new set peeps...really, you're all sweet 
! My mum gave me the idea as she does belly dancing...she's taught me a few things 
Loving the site now I can actually navigate it hahaha!
! My mum gave me the idea as she does belly dancing...she's taught me a few things Loving the site now I can actually navigate it hahaha!
Hi guys, my new set is going live on member review today (September16th) at 2.30am. Please vote for me cos I really wanna be on the front page !
New set uploaded called SHISHA... I got an e.mail saying congrats and it's queued for member review...but not until Sptember the 16th!!! The e.mail said it would be up within 48hrs, but the set says different hahahaha, this site confuses me sometimes! I'm confused, it's a bit different from when I uploaded my first set. So I'm guessing it's in the hopefuls again, but it's gonna take a while for it to be posted, or maybe not LOL, I have no idea. Your guess is as good as mine
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