“kiki is the bomb diggitiest mo'fucka on the block.
and she's always home when i need a limb.”

“Through thick and thin, I know KK will always be there no matter what.

In short, I've said it before and I'll say it again, she's only the best thing ever. Duh.

Ugh, love her.”

“No matter how many miles may separate us, Kiki is one of my best friends in the world.

Always in my heart.”

“She's wonderful in every way. I don't know what took us so long to stumble into each others lives, but none of that stuff matters now. Here she is, and here she'll always be.

OO WEE, you're my eternal flame.

*cue Bangles*

GET OFF MY TESTIMONIAL!”

“Kiki is the perfect role model for "people I want in my life"”

“The last time I was floating lost down the Amazon on a hunk of driftwood, I noticed a blur of feminine good looks and floss gold jewelry flash beneath me -- it was KikiBH out catching her morning breakfast of piranha and crocodile balls . . . using only her teeth!”

“She's only like the best thing ever.

Soul Train partners for life, duh.”

“KiKi has a lot of things going for her.

1) She lives in D.C. which I would refer to as my "old stomping grounds." If I were one of those people who said things like, "old stomping grounds, you sumbitch."

2) In a sea of samey whiny ass junk she offers a very sweet genuine perspective on things. It's more valuable than you think.

3) She has seriously great cans and a bitchin hair do.

4) She likes things that are great.”

“Aly loves Kiki.

But not in a "queer" way.

Actually, that's not true.

Aly does love Kiki in a "queer" way.

Haiku!”

“I once saw KikiBH talk a sucididal man down off a bridge . . . using only pantomime.”

“I once saw KikiBH slap a polar bear and make it go get her a beer.”

“I adore KiKi.....I think her heart must be full of sugar and honey!”