“he's been a very very bad boy - go to my room ! ”

“Five things I like about this guy:

1. He parties like an animal.
2. He listens to good music.
3. He's a pretty decent kisser.
4. He's utterly shameless.
5. He has interesting hair.”

“there was this little thing that included me, Ben, a bdsm convention and lots of alcohol. what else can you say. i adore this kid.”