guess who got a temporary job out in Los Angeles!!!!

Remember how I used do dive shows?? Well I am doing them again apparently. My boss emailed me and asked if I wanted to work at the CA state fair in Los Angeles! Let me just give you the rundown of how fucking awesome this is:

1. all I do all day is jump on a diving board, and perform for people
2. in my down time I get to swim in the pool, play on the diving boards, and tan
3. my pay is usually around $65/day
4. I do five 20 min shows a day on weekdays and 7 on weekends
5. I get to work out because diving is HUGE for getting you in shape (which means I'm gonna be sore as fuck for the first couple days since I haven't been on a board since February)
6. annnnnnnnnd (here's the best part) ANYONE THAT LIVES IN THE AREA CAN COME AND MEET ME AND WATCH ME PERFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Let's just hope he doesn't put me on announcer duty, otherwise you will just get to see me flap my big mouth instead of dive. he does that sometimes because I'm one of the few divers that isn't shy and isn't afraid to actually TALK during the show.






but yeah, how amazing is that? I'm so happy

I just hope he doesn't stiff me like before and he actually pays me on time because I'm gonna need it! Especially since I'm not making him pay for my housing or my transportation



GAHHH NOW I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED TO MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!