I dont know how to dance

I'm always dancing for precious pennies!

not entirely true

I am not allowed to dance because my sexy gyrations cause fatal rises in heart rate and blood pressure.

I must be getting old.

That was fun.

i can't dance for the life of me. i am willing to make an ass out of myself only in certain cituations though.

I guess that depends how we define "dance."

Not only do I dance at least twice a week, I also teach and compete.

Alone in my room, I do. How was your weekend?

But they don't dance no less.

I had an absolutely great time, with my rock/ska/new wave background, answering the question of an old gf: "What do people dance to if it's not dance music?"

To this day, she is now able to shake it to Talking Heads and all manner of other tasty treats that don't go UMM-tss-UMM-tss-UMM-tss-UMM-tss.

This made me laugh.

Go about 3/4 down the page, to your machine.

She has "a thrust to weight ratio of 42", which sounds about right.

I just really miss you.

I don't think they'll let me stay much longer. Maximum unit count.