Member: KellyMonster

KellyMonster used to fuck guys like you in prison

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Member: KellyMonster
Member: KellyMonster
Member: KellyMonster
 

bands:

  1. Andrew Bird
  2. Phil Collins
  3. Interpol
  4. Mew
  5. Great Lake Swimmers
  6. Iron and Wine
  7. Kate Bush
  8. Bjork
  9. Radiohead
  10. Patrick Swayze

films:

  1. The Matrix
  2. Return of the Jedi
  3. Oldboy
  4. Howl's Moving Castle
  5. Little Miss Sunshine
  6. The Life of David Gale
  7. The Big Lebowski
  8. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  9. Stranger Than Fiction
  10. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

books:

  1. Atomised
  2. Brave New World
  3. Dirty Havana Trilogy
  4. Delta of Venus
  5. Valley of the Dolls
  6. Dirty Weekend
  7. The Time Travellers Wife
  8. Switch Bitch
  9. Taming of the Beast
  10. Sarah

tv shows:

  1. Lost
  2. Heroes
  3. My Name is Earl
  4. Family Guy
  5. Firefly
  6. Twin Peaks
 

into: A little love. A lot of laughter. New beginnings. Dirty laundry. Welcoming arms. Passionate conversation. Positive thinking. Honesty. Cheese. Cycling (a new one). Lucid dreaming. Pre-cognition. Philosophy. Time travel. Apocalyptic fashion. Feet with no toes. Paragraphs, punctuation and capitalisation in blogs.

not into: Wet shoes. Noobs.

makes me happy: New music. Recommend me something! Vegetarian sausages and beans in a tin. I think it is probably the dirtiest, sexiest thing ever invented, on par only with Quorn Scotch eggs. Sexual.

makes me sad: The usual things that anybody with half a brain gets sad about. And people who can't hold their alcohol. You fucking pussy.

hobbies: Buying your dead relatives clothing, baking exquisite cakes, various forms of needlecraft, writing in secret places on the internet.

5 things i can't live without: Tea. Mitch. MP3 player. Cigarettes. A fucking kick ass wardrobe (contents, not an actual wardrobe.)

vices: A vice is only really a vice if you let yourself feel guilty about it. Fuck everyone else, do what you want.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: I'm now at the point where it's safe for me to say I am achieving a hell of a lot. I soon hope to fill this box with the words 'having lots of sex'.

 

gender: female

occupation: Grandma in disguise

current crush: works in Woolworths

body mods: Enough to make me look REALLY cool.

heroes: Mitch

fantasy: My very own minion army

sign: She can see both sides

most humbling moment: I am not humble

i lost my virginity: People are either way to honest in this section and give up all the gory details or try to write something funny, which is what I am attempting to do now.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Diva.