Member: KellyMonster

KellyMonster used to fuck guys like you in prison.

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MAY 13, 2007 @ 05:46 AM


This is my forehead.



It's large and is at risk of taking over my whole face. In fact just last week I heard it discussing world domination with my eyebrows. These are treacherous times.

In response to my forehead's overly aggressive behaviour I have planned a counter attack in the form of a fringe (or bangs for my lovely US friends who haven't quite managed to grasp the English language wink)



I am aware that the picture just shows a really big piece of hair swept over my head but you get the idea. I have an appointment booked for Wednesday afternoon so if you really hate the idea you still have time to save me.

And no, I can't make my own decisions. I'm a Libra, tragically indecisive biggrin

Yesterday was lovely, from about 4pm I sat in a field listening to live music, watching loads of hippies doing Poi and drinking booze out of a plastic beaker. Just in case you were wondering. I then got really drunk, fell over and scraped my knee and walked into a lamp post. Nicely done.



Sam is another name I can add to the moving to Barcelona list. I briefly mentioned to boyfy that I'd like to live there and he completely shot the idea down. "It's nice for a holiday but I wouldn't wanna live there". That's that then.

Finally to conclude this strange disjointed blog, get your ears round some free music. I'm assuming it's legal. Drawing In The Dark makes me smile so much that my face hurts! YACHT. Jona Bechtolt is mental.

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Tikki

Tikki

Mansfield, OH
March 2003

MAY 13, 2007 05:51 AM

Love the bangs cutey tongue wink ARRR!!!

el_duderino2

el_duderino2

Kyrgyzstan
April 2006

MAY 13, 2007 06:35 AM

smile love biggrin

MaxK

MaxK

Brooklyn, NY
March 2004

MAY 13, 2007 08:10 AM

Wow, Kelly! Does it have its own zip code? tongue I'm kidding--I'm kidding! love

Love ya! love

The bangs will look cute though. smile

Padre

Padre

Tolleson, AZ
March 2007

MAY 13, 2007 08:26 AM

Go with the fringe and if that dont work grow your eyebrows out and come them up biggrin

Ortus

Ortus

United Kingdom
April 2007

MAY 13, 2007 10:54 AM

Looking forward to the fringe!

Don't take any more than necessary off your beautiful locks though! kiss

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

MAY 13, 2007 11:12 AM

You had me worried for a second and wondering why I hadn't seen you around wink

Samurai_Riddick

Samurai_Riddick

United Kingdom
April 2007

MAY 13, 2007 01:07 PM

looks ok to me but then what do i know lol

Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAY 13, 2007 01:25 PM

I actually quite like foreheads myself. Nothing wrong with yours smile

Gigondas

Gigondas

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

MAY 13, 2007 07:53 PM

Ok.
1) Y'all need to learn to speak American 'cause our slang is way cooler.(Snog? please!)
2) Your bangs are just gonna make your classy beauty, even classier.
3) The wine here is amazing!
4) Sing me a song..what would it be?
5) Do you like My Morning Jacket?
6) I am enchanted(totally) by the second picture.

el_duderino2

el_duderino2

Kyrgyzstan
April 2006

MAY 14, 2007 12:00 AM

better too much forehead than no forehead methinks. anyway methinks you = pretty as anyway.

shadea

shadea

I'm lost
September 2005

MAY 14, 2007 12:27 AM

We call them fringes too darl!
You're sooooooooooo good looking!
XOXO

azwhole

azwhole

Kenosha, WI
April 2004

MAY 14, 2007 12:47 AM

your insults on americans have offended me and i declare war on your country. mad actually id like to plant a big kiss on your beautiful fore head. and for you english who havent grsped fashion, bangs are out. biggrin

Squicken

Squicken

Saratoga Springs, NY
March 2007

MAY 14, 2007 03:11 AM

So, I took your sorta-advice. I think you'd be able to pull the bangs off also, I say go for it.

shadea

shadea

I'm lost
September 2005

MAY 14, 2007 05:50 AM

You're beautiful on the inside to me.
(And outside to the max).

XO

Damnation_game

Damnation_game

Australia
February 2004

MAY 14, 2007 06:23 AM

haha thwart the foreheads plans and bust out the fringe.. yeah its a fringe in australia too .. seeing as we are just english criminals and ll biggrin

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