Sleep typing about relationships...
How do i do it?

It is scary to think what i wrote.

Anywho... go on ebay and look up Vintage... then search for Olga... arent they beautiful?
I am getting a few.

Other news, sold my motorbike... cheap... £400 i.e $650
need the money - 1 months of bills, shopping, money in bank account and some to play with, fruit smoothies and beer becon on friday. Will be seeing friends and chilling out. Maybe Black Sheep in Croydon. I dance ok, wanna learn some moves.

Uni soon and lots sorted... Lloyds TSB account, ebay and all that.

xx

Men love bitches....

Why is that? When i am a bitch, my boyfriend and others act weird and horny around me. Of course, i only have eyes for Sid... but he is crazy for my bitchy side. He sits there, horny and softly, submissive... Yum. It makes me wonder, why?

Does a bitch = passion, mystery, unattainabilty and the need to tame... or is being a bitch intimidating, daunting and frankly scary? What do you think?

What is beautiful about a person. what makes you love them? what makes you get horny over a girl?

KAxoxo

This original word-deliverer; gonzo... caught by a neighbour?

Well, me and the wildman are a very sensual, touchy-feely, naughty pair... i like to touch him up in public places and a little exhibitionist in myself, i flash, i love woods and him...
We got caught. By. His. Neighbour. He: red, muttering, unzipped. Me: giggling and drunk...

What's your most embarrasing, sexual moment?

xoxo

Sex, Art and Kitty Fisher

6 Month anniversary with my boyfriend was quite an experience. We awoke and bummed around til 1pm, taking in the London summer; it was well warm. Then we decided as we were a little poor to go to art galleries...

We began our Journey at the Tate Modern; interesting pieces... alas my faves are gone and replaced by either the same old or "you gotta pay - else no excitement"... so we had a smoke outside and continued to the national portrait gallery... filled with amazing pictures and picture like paintings, large and small from the tudors to the present day. I must say the tudors took my breath away... as did the portrait of the infamous, gorgeous, grigarious KITTY FISHER - the infamous, beautiful, witty, classy courtesan.

We must have taken a hundred photos, a mix between my n95-2 and digital camera.

On returning home, we found we had the place to ourselves, a beer later... i turned to him "babe, you look so hot... wanna shag?" he looked at me smiling and i pulled him into my room... i have to say this, he is seriously the best lay, i had a rolling orgasm and yeah, we experimented and teased all day, it just built up! I have had a multiple, a rippling, even a crash bang orgasm but a rolling? BLOODY HELL! I felt dizzy and couldn't walk...

Looking back over our relationship, we agreed that we have never had it so good... xxxxx

Pet project. ---- Women, Men, Fashion, Clubs, Bars, Lingerie, Alcohol and more...

I have done the market research and you are looking at the new Carrie Bradshaw / gossipgirl... more coming soon.

Uni in 10 weeks...

Please let me know your gossip... your views... anything... who are you?

Make love, not war.

Peace
XoXo

SEX AND THE CITY! MATES NEW BABY! TATTOOS? EBAY GUY DOESNT SHOW UP!

All drama, all fun in their own rapturous emotions...
SATC - yeah i am also addicted to gossip girl.
New baby? 6lb 7oz... little Drew was born to my best mates
Ebay guy? MY god, ive texted, he seemed so genuine. Ah well.

I think i am going to scream, i love www.iwishisaid.com

Jake? Yeah a few emails here and there, he knows the score.

My bf? i guess im hormonal as i feel a bit distant... maybe we need a break. Tickets from £20 return and near the carpathian mountains. I am tempted... recluse that i am.

Tattoos!!!!... yeah i just emailed my tattooist to sort out 4 new ones... first three will start around August or sooner depending on when i get molah!

- hip - musical note, swirly starting below boob and ending at the top of hip
- Arm sleeve - Koi fish and flowers - colour
- L- on wrist like note
Not sure about back one yet, thinking motorcycle and flames... skulls? dont know...

Then... my first shoot with bf photographer Laurence Docherty.
Thinking of a kinky outdoor wedding turned kinky pinup sexy...

ooooooo

I LOVE Gretchen Wilson, this girl can sing!!!! Oh in more news:
> Got my uni book through today, am excited.
> Ebay: 20 watchers and no bids with 14 hrs to go... omg, someone bid on my new bike!
> boyfriend is toooooooo gorgeous and mad
> Dog is a nut nut
> I was not feeling well today :-(
> Sent a email back to weird ex... scared him away ;-)
> I love my corner shop, the guys are so sweet and said to my bf that he's a lucky man, way to stroke the ego!
> I am enjoying the boook Touch Wood, memoirs of an accidental porn director
> I might be getting a job
> I am bored.

Why is when a dirty sexy horny hairy biker dresses as a woman it can be so hot? I got terribly bored today and he was like "okay",,, so i began with the make up; a bit of gold bronzer to highlight the cheeks, dior electric pink, smokey eyes, volumiser mascara and then did his long hair into a bun. I then persuaded him to wear a mini skirt and pink top (my god, his legs are well hot!), stuffed my knickers into his bit where boobs were supposed to be and took pictures...

Damn he looked good... so much so i made the dog egyption for fun too...

To top it all off, his kinky mind meant that he got a hard on when we were done... did i say that i love him? After parading around and greeting my grandmother in full girly mode, i just wanted him then and there... later on...

Okay he just reminded me that i pinned him down first... he also said my boobs in his face persuaded him LOL

One thing i love being a bi girl is hes like the best of both worlds... how lucky am i

Yesterday, the boyfriend and i awoke, leathered up and zoomed off to the chavtown known as Croydon, where we had the pleasure of seeing Richie at Timebomb and my crazy mates at Goose then to the Ship... A few beers by my bloke, a beer (which made me drunk - no food) and munchies later, Danielle, her baby Anastacia (yes a baby), Lois, Lee and two of Lois' uni mates turn up, as did Ted when they left... we decide to go to Els and Teds, the rest didnt turn up. So armed with an army of beer, we watch the football game, i rooted for Man U and Elli was for Chelsea.. don't know who won though, Laurence and i left before it ended, trudging home a little worse for wear.

My nan realised he was drunk and laughed as he went to bed to sleep it off!

Bless

XoXoXo