age: 38 (Jun 29, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Teacher

i lost my virginity: On a dare.

crush: Peter Jackson

body mods: Many hidden wonders beneath the teacher's clothes

most humbling moment: Having one of my students tell me "You look better today. Yesterday you looked pretty torn up."

makes me happy: Cartoons, time off, control over the heater and the stereo, my Neil, my Tabitha, and my job.

fantasy: To prove once and for all that George W. really is Alfred E. Newman. Mad Magazine has taken over the world but it's all been one big joke. Al Gore will pop out of a giant cake and we'll all laugh and drink Pabst.

into: Black boots, jeans, Paloma Picasso, fairies (the kind you can find in books AND at Embers), sleeping, my cat, and smoky dives. And Mary, Mary, Mary!!!

gets me hot: Beer breath and hair in your eyes.

sign: Cancer, baby!

makes me sad: Dubya. Need I say more?