I recently installed a light bulb that claims to have a seven year life. It makes me sad to think that I'll probably still be in school the next time I need to change that bulb. Maybe I'll have the PhD within seven years, if I do I'll still be deep in debt and probably won't have a good job yet. All I want is to have a not mind numbing job and to be poor as hell, is that so much to ask!?

Wow I just caught myself seriously contemplating the positive aspects of homelessness. My only major concern is that I think it'd be difficult to be a homeless vegan.

Dammit! I think I'm going to have to stay in school.