Well so far the training for the new job is going well. I can't believe that people have a problem working downtown. Its awesome. So much to do, the shops the restaurants, the eye candy, what's not to love.
Off to work I go
The view from the training room
Off to work I go
The view from the training room
Start the new job on the 7th, fuck the old one, no raise in 2 years fuck that. I'm out.
Well we have narrowed the list of names down. We are hoping for a boy, so here is the list for names in a poll. We are wondering which one people like the best.
Baby Name Poll
Pick Your Favorite!
Baby Name Poll
Pick Your Favorite!
Well I don't write too many blogs, but its been a while so I though why the hell not.
So I had a great idea to connect my computer to my TV so I can watch streaming video on my big screen. Not a big deal, or so I thought. Well I got a video card with a TV connection, but one problem. The power supply in my computer was way too weak run it. So I got a new power supply to run everything. I put it in, hook up everything, and nothing happened. So after about an hour of pondering and tinkering, I discover one of my strips of RAM and one of the RAM ports went bad. DAMMIT!!! So get new motherboard, and processor (well I didn't need new processor, but what the hell could use a faster more powerful one) to replace the one that died. So after basically building my own new computer, I finally get it working, and its great. Who needs cable, I get to watch everything I want via the internet. Plus play some PC games on it and its amazing.
So one day, on one one of my days off from work, Melanie goes to visit her Dad and I stay home. When she returns she has a fuzzy little surprise, a kitten. We named her Neko, and Angel is estatic. She has always wanted a cat. Now I've never had a cat before, so this is new to me. Some days the cat is fine and others she becomes psyco kitty (like today). But its OK, I get along with her fine, no major problems.
Well next, the big news. The end of the world is near. After about a year of trying, Melanie is pregnant. Now we are hoping for a boy, but we will find soon enough after a visit to the doctor. We told Angel she is going to be a big sister, and she can't wait. Melanie is doing fine, just wanting to sleep about 18 hours a day. I a littler nervous, but I think we will be OK. Yep, so now theirs going to be a mini-me, everybody run.
Well that all for now, may update soon on weather we are having a boy or girl.
So I had a great idea to connect my computer to my TV so I can watch streaming video on my big screen. Not a big deal, or so I thought. Well I got a video card with a TV connection, but one problem. The power supply in my computer was way too weak run it. So I got a new power supply to run everything. I put it in, hook up everything, and nothing happened. So after about an hour of pondering and tinkering, I discover one of my strips of RAM and one of the RAM ports went bad. DAMMIT!!! So get new motherboard, and processor (well I didn't need new processor, but what the hell could use a faster more powerful one) to replace the one that died. So after basically building my own new computer, I finally get it working, and its great. Who needs cable, I get to watch everything I want via the internet. Plus play some PC games on it and its amazing.
So one day, on one one of my days off from work, Melanie goes to visit her Dad and I stay home. When she returns she has a fuzzy little surprise, a kitten. We named her Neko, and Angel is estatic. She has always wanted a cat. Now I've never had a cat before, so this is new to me. Some days the cat is fine and others she becomes psyco kitty (like today). But its OK, I get along with her fine, no major problems.
Well next, the big news. The end of the world is near. After about a year of trying, Melanie is pregnant. Now we are hoping for a boy, but we will find soon enough after a visit to the doctor. We told Angel she is going to be a big sister, and she can't wait. Melanie is doing fine, just wanting to sleep about 18 hours a day. I a littler nervous, but I think we will be OK. Yep, so now theirs going to be a mini-me, everybody run.
Well that all for now, may update soon on weather we are having a boy or girl.
Well this past weekend was a little busy. First off my wife and I got our tattoos last Saturday, her second and my first. I think they came out great, and my wife's is excellent. A few people keep asking me, "So what did it feel like?" I am so tired of people asking. How did it feel, well it felt like a needle being jabbed into you arm really fast, how the hell it it supposed to feel like, morons. Well its healing now, and if you look at the pics, the black inside the paw print, once it heals is going to turn gray to give it a more of a stone look to it. I'll post new pics of both once they are fully healed. Now I have to save up for my next tat, the dragon that is going on my entire back.
On Sunday was a little sad. My family have 3 Guinea Pigs (Trudy, Stella, and Jesse) as pets, our 3 Little Pigs. But on Sunday the youngest, Jessie died, and we cannot figure out why. They are well fed, clean, happy, I just don't know why she died, she was only one year 10 months old. I buried her in the backyard, sad but glad I still have the other 2 piggies.
On Sunday was a little sad. My family have 3 Guinea Pigs (Trudy, Stella, and Jesse) as pets, our 3 Little Pigs. But on Sunday the youngest, Jessie died, and we cannot figure out why. They are well fed, clean, happy, I just don't know why she died, she was only one year 10 months old. I buried her in the backyard, sad but glad I still have the other 2 piggies.
So its finally going to do it. In 3 weeks I'm getting my first tattoo. I'm know its not a big thing for most people, but it is to me. Most people who know me can't believe I don't have one. So I'm getting a bear paw print on my right arm, with runes in it. I mainly designed it myself, and it is going to take up almost my entire right bicep. I shall have some pics when its done.
So I was coming home from work today, and seeing that the Halloween Stores are open again. I got me thinking that oh shit Halloween is only six weeks away. Hey I view Halloween like some people view Christmas. I realized that I don't want to do the usual full plate armored barbarian I usually do for the costume contest at work. I've done it for the past 2 years. Its funny that people forget that I made the full chain mail suit a while ago for Dagorhir, but hey most of the people I work with are idiots. Then it dawned on me, a costume that no one at work would think of, I shall be Slap the Goblin Pimp. Full make-up riped up pimp costume, staff with giant diamond on it. I spent the rest of the day figuring out the right voice for it, so I tried it out some of the bit on my wife, and she died laughing, PERFECT. Now all I need to do is convince a few of the girls I work with to going me and be my "hoes", which will crack people up. I've also going to bring with me a shop-vac, and call it "my best girl, and the most expensive, the reason it has 2 speeds". Ah I can just see it now, it will be one of the funnest performances that has ever going to happen at any on the costume contest that has occurred at my work. I can't wait.
Something I found and thought it was funny.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.
'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.
' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.
'
WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.
' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always arough draft before the masterpiece
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.
'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.
' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.
'
WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.
' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always arough draft before the masterpiece
