After watching Harry Potter again...
-I love Luna Lovegood. No really, I love her.
-Neville is a badass
-Really Harry, you let Hermione get away from you and went for Ginny? pfffft
-How can you be a half giant? How does the sex work?
-My patronus would be a penguin
-I probably would not let young children read or watch the last couple of movies/books. Man are they dark and violent.
-Did I mention I love Luna?
-I love Luna Lovegood. No really, I love her.
-Neville is a badass
-Really Harry, you let Hermione get away from you and went for Ginny? pfffft
-How can you be a half giant? How does the sex work?
-My patronus would be a penguin
-I probably would not let young children read or watch the last couple of movies/books. Man are they dark and violent.
-Did I mention I love Luna?
-I totally got to talk about zombie butterflies live on the radio today. I am quite proud of myself.
-Girls are such a trap...some of them look 15 but are 23, some of them look 23 but are 15.
-You're only as old as you feel. Unless you're talking to a girls mom, then you're just too old for her.
-Buying my employees cookies is a nice way to make them all shut up and do their work with less bitching and fighting.
-I like cookies. White chocolate macadamia cookies to be exact.
-I sound different on the radio than I do in my head. People are shocked to find out I'm Asian after hearing me on the radio.
-I have successfully photo-bombed so many pictures inside the butterfly house. Years from now, hundreds of people will look through their photos of their kids and be reminded of the crazy guy teaching them about butterflies.
-Why do people insist on telling me I'm not fat...I know I am getting chubby. On the bright side, at the all you can eat buffet today, I was the skinniest person there.
-Someone please come do my laundry for me.
-Still haven't seen Gatsby yet. Monday maybe?
-Girls are such a trap...some of them look 15 but are 23, some of them look 23 but are 15.
-You're only as old as you feel. Unless you're talking to a girls mom, then you're just too old for her.
-Buying my employees cookies is a nice way to make them all shut up and do their work with less bitching and fighting.
-I like cookies. White chocolate macadamia cookies to be exact.
-I sound different on the radio than I do in my head. People are shocked to find out I'm Asian after hearing me on the radio.
-I have successfully photo-bombed so many pictures inside the butterfly house. Years from now, hundreds of people will look through their photos of their kids and be reminded of the crazy guy teaching them about butterflies.
-Why do people insist on telling me I'm not fat...I know I am getting chubby. On the bright side, at the all you can eat buffet today, I was the skinniest person there.
-Someone please come do my laundry for me.
-Still haven't seen Gatsby yet. Monday maybe?
Someone come see The Great Gatsby with me 
blah. sometimes traveling around sucks.
And for those of you wondering about what I do for a living, I travel around the country with a butterfly display. It's a traveling hands on exhibit that has a greenhouse that has over 200 live butterflies in it.
It's a fun job, but traveling gets a little bit old, and all cities tend to look the same after a while.
blah. sometimes traveling around sucks.
And for those of you wondering about what I do for a living, I travel around the country with a butterfly display. It's a traveling hands on exhibit that has a greenhouse that has over 200 live butterflies in it.
It's a fun job, but traveling gets a little bit old, and all cities tend to look the same after a while.
-Bath and Body Works is my favorite store inside the mall. Just because I like smelling nice, that does not mean I'm a girl. I didn't realize there was some rule against me smelling good.
-I sell butterflies for a living. Yeah it's hard to explain, but I've been doing it for years, and I enjoy it.
-I ate way too much White Castle.
-Boobs are fantastic.
-Traveling around the country is fun...until you realize that almost every city is the same.
-Not all White Castle's are 24 hours. WTF
-I want to punch Jane Austen in the face. Her open heart collection is lame. My little niece could have designed a better jewelry line.
-I want to own a penguin. I will let him live in a walk in freezer and place a doggie door on it.
-I sell butterflies for a living. Yeah it's hard to explain, but I've been doing it for years, and I enjoy it.
-I ate way too much White Castle.
-Boobs are fantastic.
-Traveling around the country is fun...until you realize that almost every city is the same.
-Not all White Castle's are 24 hours. WTF
-I want to punch Jane Austen in the face. Her open heart collection is lame. My little niece could have designed a better jewelry line.
-I want to own a penguin. I will let him live in a walk in freezer and place a doggie door on it.
My List O' Things
-Hardcore Pawn is a terrible show, it's staged, and quite stupid. But I am far too lazy to change the channel
-My employees, when I gave them a list of things to do today, added "Find Matt a girlfriend" to the list.
-Iron Man 3 was terrible,and the reviews for The Great Gatsby are bad...I swear if Gatsby sucks someone is going to pay
-Finding those girls alive, is amazing and I am thankful for that...but seriously, people are fucked up.
-Oh yeah and my employees solution to finding me a girlfriend was to go to christianmingle.com and put it up on the screen.
-My new favorite game in this city is to look at a girl and guess how many children she has.
Yeah that's it for now I suppose
-Hardcore Pawn is a terrible show, it's staged, and quite stupid. But I am far too lazy to change the channel
-My employees, when I gave them a list of things to do today, added "Find Matt a girlfriend" to the list.
-Iron Man 3 was terrible,and the reviews for The Great Gatsby are bad...I swear if Gatsby sucks someone is going to pay
-Finding those girls alive, is amazing and I am thankful for that...but seriously, people are fucked up.
-Oh yeah and my employees solution to finding me a girlfriend was to go to christianmingle.com and put it up on the screen.
-My new favorite game in this city is to look at a girl and guess how many children she has.
Yeah that's it for now I suppose
you see me laugh
you hear me sigh
truth is
i'm dead inside.
all the smiles
the silly grins
truth is
they mean nothing
i've given love
ask for nothing back
truth is
it's your love i lack
i wish on stars
to God i pray
truth is
just another sad day
you hear me sigh
truth is
i'm dead inside.
all the smiles
the silly grins
truth is
they mean nothing
i've given love
ask for nothing back
truth is
it's your love i lack
i wish on stars
to God i pray
truth is
just another sad day
Telling a girl her vagina is broken, even in jest, is not a good idea. Ever.
Although, it's still pretty damn funny.
Although, it's still pretty damn funny.
For some reason tonight I am fondly recalling my viewing of the recent Perseid meteor shower. It was a wonderful sight, and while I did not get to share the moment with the person I truly wanted to, I still thoroughly enjoyed myself.
However, I do wonder when my wishes will come true. I mean I did wish on at least 100 "shooting stars", so one of my wishes is bound to come true right? Especially considering it was the same wish each time.
However, I do wonder when my wishes will come true. I mean I did wish on at least 100 "shooting stars", so one of my wishes is bound to come true right? Especially considering it was the same wish each time.
