Member: KMFWXIII

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Member: KMFWXIII
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Personal

bands:

  1. Flogging Molly
  2. MXPX
  3. Ramones
  4. Misfits
  5. Frank Sinatra
  6. Kevin Federline
  7. Clay Atkin
  8. Ozzy
  9. Your Mom

films:

  1. Sound of Music..Im being serious now!
  2. the Orig. TMNT
  3. the Unforgiven
  4. Cool hand Luke
  5. Oceans 11
  6. Crank
  7. A river runs through it
  8. The Watchmen

books:

  1. Catcher in the Rye
  2. Dorian Gray
  3. Where's waldo
  4. Wild at heart
  5. the art of racing in the rain
  6. anything by Chuck Palahniuk
  7. Orwell,
  8. Kurt vonnegut
  9. Everybody goes poop..look it up its a real book
  10. I hope they serve beer in hell

tv shows:

  1. I dont watch a lot of TV
 

into: Humor, wit, smarts,strong straight forward women, debating,Golden Girls gets me hot, sexiness, flash tattoos, girls who can write and articulate...ps I can't spell, David Hasselhoff, Muscle Cars, I also have a thing with Snuggies

not into: Frat boys,women who like to be around frat boys, Basically that crowd, and people who think Hollywood defines society

makes me happy: The real, gritty, view of life, I'm some what of a hedonist

makes me sad: Fake,The Notebook, Gary Coleman, Suped up import cars, my Dad, my Mom, people who wear socks with sandals, injustice, bad prison tattoos,

hobbies: when not trying to save the world, I enjoy, Fondue parties, calling Stuck up stuffy wasps out with my writings,

5 things i can't live without: Air, All of my vital body and motor functions, ideas, midget porn, and you!

vices: Kit kat bars, Jameson, the wild-I-Can't-believe-I-Just-Did-That-Sex, men in tight leather pants, midget porn, Snuggies, your mom, your rabbi, I'm not going to lie I'm kind of a man-whore!

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Trying to find more free time!

 

occupation: Writer/Law Student/ Freelance OBGYNO

current crush: You!......and You!...and You......and You!....

stats: Stats? Like my Hit/Run Avg in baseball?

body mods: Terminator Skeleton and a few tattoos

heroes: The Wild Cards through out history, who challenged the way we think

gets me hot: Really witty,great looking smart women with flash Tattoos,Scratch marks on my back, the sweet sounds of George Michael, sexually open women but yet classy,also a big fan of Simon says

favorite position: Baseball: 1st bast Sex: up against the wall, I don't know the names, so I'll have to show you!

fantasy: Have my own pinup shoot, crazy night around the town, going to my law firms black tie event with a SG, its weird but its my fantasy, to Date a SG, to do a nude photo shoot, sex somewhere in public, ,

sign: Libra

most humbling moment: the normal things that shape a person, I.E. First break up, First time I met my dad (a yr ago), when I found out rat tails were bad haircuts (1 yr ago), when I got kicked of the set of Walker Texas Ranger, When I first made my GF cry, when I first cried over my GF, getting my car broken into for the first time finding out that Jellies were for girls not guys, and when I held my Best Friends little girl that he never got to see, because we were in a stupid war.

i lost my virginity: ha when I was 15, I was at the Paris theater, at a punk show..I think Johnny D and the Kids table...and I kept talking with this girl, who went to school with my Cousin and was 2 years older than me, during intermission she asks if I can walk her to her car, I say yes, when we get there she wants to "talk" , I still didn't get what was going on, some how we ended up playing Simon Says, turned out to be the best game of Simon Says in my life,........Please Note, I thought I was going to have all this crazy wild sex now that I wasn't a virgin, like my life would be one big porn movie...Nope didn't have sex again for another year...

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Designwank, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Piercing, Metalhead, Hippy, Dirty, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories