Happy flipping Turkey Day!!!

So I'm back, I never can seem to stay away from this site for too long. On good news, I've got more ink, and am currently going back to school for a BSEE in Electrical Engineering... That's about it...

So my SG account is expiring, and i havent been on enough lately to feel like i should re-new it... so if anyone still wants to talk or keep in contact hit me up on my Facebook www.facebook.com/joesmitt

Later SG LAND!

Things I did with my weekend....
Took a shirtless picture in the bathroom, after getting out of the shower, with messy hair...

Had to go drink beer and show my brothers how to a do a engine swap in my younger brother Logan's little Civic. This is y brother Derek...trying to look like he knows what he is doing

Then i laughed at my brother Logan cause he looked like at one point he tried to suck start his car back to life (notice the black around his lips LAWLZ)


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Found some more pics i thought id share from my Zoo Al A Carte/bar hopping night!

Uncle Sam kinda was being naughty!!!


I was actually trying to figure out a way to get this picture where it somehow made it look like one of the snakes were coming out of my pants... But I gave up and just decided to point at them.


And this is the crazy bitch who threw the beer bottle into my face at the end of the night! I have forgiven her now though...Everyone has their retard drunk moments, but i dont see myself going out to the bars with her again anytime soon.

So aside from my step moms crazy ass niece smashing me in the face with a beer bottle yesterday, i actually had fun at the zoo prior to that! I took some shitty cell phone pics of stuff there. It is the "al la carte" right meow, which is where you walk around the zoo drinking beer, and eating from stands. Pretty sweet!

The little girl was punching the glass trying to piss the snake off...








Me in front of the Spider Monkey cage!!!


Spider Monkey butt!!!




This lil guy was so AWESOME, he is a Fennec Fox. He had toys in there that hed throw around and chase. I just wanted to grab him and be like "SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE"






HAHA Turtle humping!


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Melissa Juliano Got mad when she said my ex was a "cry baby" so i just said how her current guy is abusive towards her, and she whipped a glass miller light beer bottle into my head. Needless to say the bouncers ripped her RETARDED ass outta there and couldnt figure out why i didnt beat her worthless ass. All i could say was "ive been through worse, and id never hit a woman no matter what" They all shook my hand and i laughed as they neglected this dumb bitch to come back into the bar. Good riddance to worthless cunts! I am starting to wonder though, Are there any nice girls left in todays society??? There maybe good mothers, but it doesnt mean theyre not worthless fucking cunts!!!!

You ever have one of those days where everything seems to be going well...Then all of a sudden out of nowhere the fucking oil drain explodes all over you and everything within a 10 foot radius???... Yeah I had one of those days, THANK GOD ITS FUCKING FRIDAY Now im going to drink until i forget this ever happened....

My niece Ava and I, She loves surprises!!!



And I just got off work...So I was a little hungry



And as soon as my brothers ex and her leave im going to drink until fat chics are skinny, my eyes go from blue to red, and the douche bags you usually hate, are like your best friends!

Went for a bike ride, got some wings, drank some beer. the wings are huge at this bar, and $0.25 a piece...i ate 12 and felt like i ate a cow!!!

Lol and i know i have bags under my eyes...Fucking shark week keeping me up till 2 a.m.!!!