"She is the Queen of Craft Swap Organizers and a lovely lady with a nice way about her - a *gem* in fact "

"This one is a keeper. The kind of lady you want to fix a martini for, and light her cigarette like a gentleman."

"Style and a whole lotta class. Even when we're playing pinball at a bar called the powerhouse. You gotta love that. Plus she's a heart breaker, she even tells the Brad Pitt lookalikes to step off."

"cute, smart, sexy and takes cabs when she is drunk. what a HOTTIE!"

"MINE"

"Pine away, fellas.

She's too good for all of us...
...too good, too beautiful, too smart...
...and her BigRedBalls put all of us to shame."

"yeah, me too, more than a little, but I can't, she was my (may as well be) brothers prom date in high school...

I'm so glad you came to prom, that was quite a shock, seeing you, me STILL with a mohawk.

I'm gonna come down and visit you and we'll see what we can do about getting Blake laid, which, by the way, is so sweet of you

jeez, I'm awful at writing these things..."

"i kind of want to make out with this girl a little ."

"justlittleolme is soooooo fly and she plays a mean game of galaga. tomorrow I will whoop her arse tho "

"a fellow corporate whore, and someone who can appreciate excess and doing whatever the fuck they want...."