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Tuesday blog
APRIL 13, 2010 @ 09:18 PM | 4 COMMENTS


Friday blog
NOVEMBER 27, 2009 @ 06:19 PM


OMG! I laughed so hard at this I almost passed out. We had an old record player that played at 16 1/2, 33, 45 & 78. I can remember doing this as a kid. Of course I was just doing it to do it, I never made the whole "demon" connection. tongue
You HAVE to listen to at least part of the song after Patton's bit. When he yells Alvin's name it's so on the money about it sounding like a demon. I laugh so hard I run out of air and get a headache. tongue





I love the fact that the "Chipmunks" are horribly out of tune slowed down, and they sound completely bored with the concept of singing.
Monday blog
SEPTEMBER 7, 2009 @ 04:59 PM




You don't just confront your demons one day and win.
You confront them...
And confront them...
And confront them.
Day after day.

Victory is in the fight......

And the fight is eternal.
Wednesday blog
AUGUST 12, 2009 @ 02:26 PM


Saturday blog
AUGUST 1, 2009 @ 07:46 PM


mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
mad eeek eeek eeek mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
mad eeek mad mad eeek mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
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mad eeek mad mad eeek mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
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mad eeek eeek eeek eeek mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
mad eeek mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
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mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

Friday blog
JULY 24, 2009 @ 10:15 AM




Take me away from here
And all today’s pain
You know I see it all so clear
Like the mornin’ after the rain
And I worry all the time
What’s comin around the bend
Maybe I’m just goin crazy
But it feels like the end

I don’t remember what I’ve done
I've done with all the years
And I got no one but myself
To ask how did I get here
You know I worry all the time
What’s comin around the bend
Maybe I’m just goin crazy
But it feels like the end

And I wonder where you are tonight
Does the same moonlight shine down on you
And what if I had changed your mind
If I’d seen the signs
Tell me what would we be doin' now

Cuz now I’m walkin’ down the street
I got no money for a car
And I been walkin’ for so long
But I never got very far
You know I worry all the time
What’s comin around the bend
Maybe I’m just goin crazy
But it feels like
It feels like
It feels like
It feels like
It feels like
It feels like the end

And I wonder where you are tonight
Does the same moonlight shine down on you
What if I had changed your mind
If I’d seen the signs
Tell me what would we be doin' now

So take me away from here
And all today’s pain
You know I see it all so clear
Like the mornin’ after the rain
And I worry all the time
What’s comin around the bend
Maybe I’m just goin crazy
But it feels like the end

Monday blog
JULY 13, 2009 @ 03:12 PM




When my ship gonna come
And will I hold till it does
What should I believe
As darkness falls on me

Can you hear me
Is someone there
Am I losing my mind
Am I losing my mind

Am I all alone
Won't you rescue me
Talking to myself
Staring at the sea

What will morning bring
Will I hear that old sea bird sing
Will her colors fill my eyes
As she sails through clear blue sky

Can you hear me
Is someone there
Am I losing my mind
Am I losing my mind

Am I all alone
Won't you rescue me
Shapes in the darkness
Staring at the sea
Friday blog
MAY 29, 2009 @ 04:55 PM




Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique

Wrong
Wrong

There's something wrong with me
Chemically
Something wrong with me
Inherently
The wrong mix in the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
In the wrong hands
With the wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong lies on the wrong vibes
The wrong questions with the wrong replies

Wrong
Wrong

I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lines
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intensity
I was on the wrong page of the wrong book
With the wrong rendition of the wrong hook
Made the wrong move, every wrong night
With the wrong tune played till it sounded right yah

Wrong
Wrong
(Too long)

Wrong
(Too long)

Wrong
(Too long)

Wrong
(Too long)

Wrong
(Too long)

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
(Too long)
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
(Too long)
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
(Too long)
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique

Wrong
Saturday blog
APRIL 25, 2009 @ 10:03 PM


Tuesday blog
APRIL 14, 2009 @ 05:57 PM


Wow.
The things you find on YouTube.
This probably isn't going to make any sense to anybody, but I just HAD to post this.
Deathtongue(A.K.A. Billy And The Boingers) - I'm a Boinger.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Just a minute gang...
Oohhh baby...
*clears throat"


A bird, on the bass
A tongue, what a face
At best the music could be described as lame.

Sure we look disgusting
But whose chops are we busting?
In a year, maybe two, we'll seem tame

And three years down the track
We'll be a Las Vegas lounge act
We'll be back
We'll be back
'Cause we're The Boingers

Jimmy dropped his pants
And Ozzy dines on Bats
And Hendrix played guitar with his teeth

The Deadheads' got their Jerry
And Mom's got her Barry
And Ronnie listens to guys like Falwell and Meese

But if you don't know by now
Bill bit the head off a Cow
That's no lie
That's no lie
'Cause we're the Boingers

Was Bowie ever a Fairy?
Was Debbie ever Harry?
Was Elvis ever the King?
Let's not get reflective

Does Barbra wish she was Goy?
Is George really a boy?
Is Filthy ever Divine?
It's all subjective

The answers to all this
Lie with their psychoanalysts
Just relax
Just relax
I can't relax!
I can't relax!
'Cause I'm a Boinger!


love love love love love love love love love love
God I love(d) Bloom County.
Best. Comic. Strip. Ever.

Deathtongue

Wish I coulda found a decent version of U stink, but I love you.
I'm a Boinger doesn't have the excellence that is the Opus "Tuba Solo." frown
tongue

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