Went to this really cool beer garden/German brew haus joint in Jersey City. Really cool setting, a bit too many trendy hipster types for my liking, but overall it was pretty cool. Medium rare munster cheese burger with sliced kielbasa might be the best new thing I have eaten in quite some time.
Took a fun road trip to Rochester/Philly, good times, maybe a bit too much time in the car but well worth the trip. Went snowboarding a lot more, missed out on a trip to Vermont. Free lodging and passes too no less.
Not a whole lot really going on otherwise. Massive flooding in the area where I work has closed off all roads for me to be able to get there, should be able to get in tomorrow. Woke up lazily this morning wishing I was in Costa Rica. Need to find travel partner other then my sister and her bf to go there. Nothing like being a 3rd wheel on vacation. All the smoking has got me thinking about trips to Amsterdam as well, shit, even British Columbia or somewhere else where its just a traffic fine for possesion would be cool too. Actually, I just want to be anywhere but Jersey today, maybe I will grab the pup and take a spur of the moment trip to my favorite hiking spot ..... I'm out!
Oh yea, edited to add .... 4 trees down in backyard = nowhere near as much privacy as before for late night jacuzzi parties.
Went to friends birthday on Saturday night, was kind of boring, one pool table in the place and it always seems like everyone in the bar is watching whoever is playing pool. Lame. Went to another bar where it seemed my entire job was hanging out, had a blast, still am wondering why men still come up to me to talk about my beard. I dont know why, but it always throws me off. Like ... really .... you want to talk to me about the hair on my face? Happens a lot. Moved my car 3 times while I was there. lol
Was supposed to go snowboarding today with 2 coworkers, but the recent rains talked me out of it. Is it me or has the month of January felt like early spring. I am still wearing a polo shirt at work and only wear my jacket when I first come in and when I leave for the day. Screw you mother nature, I want a reason to buy snow tires!!!!
Weekend has a few things in store, art shows at local bars, parties in Philly, meeting up with someone I havent talked to in 3 years and that pretty things .... thing goin on in the city on Sunday. I need to keep myself busy. That and the working out has got to start now. Always gain weight in winter, but this is ridiculous. Stopped smoking and crashed the old Subie in September and its been a downward slide since then. Need workout partner, apply within. Mountain biking, snowboarding, softball, hiking are the things to start doing more often. Can I motivate myself to wake up at 5:30 and run on the stepper for 20 minutes before work ... at least 3 times a week? Fuck I like sleeping. lol
This was a post I put up in the 420 group on a show n tell thread, have posted in a blog before I am sure, but the video at the end has never been put up ....
Me n my buddy boosted this out of the trash on bulk garbage night. This was before ...

We got to talkin n schemin, decided to first give it a paint job. Black and silver was the way to go, boost the seat up a bit, made you feel like Donkey Kong in Mario Kart, but adults could sit in it. Honda car battery was next so it could actually move said adult. Then came the wave of ideas ... Working cigarette lighter, a car horn just in case you got on the street, lamborghini key chain, strobe lights where the headlights were, neon lights from a computer tower underneath, chopped the roof lol ( really just cut 2" off windshield ), the coolest sticker ever to grace a windshield, and to conclude our masterpiece, I found a place to make custom mini Jersey license plates that read "BADASSLAMBO4U2NV" When it was all said and done, I gave it to my sister for her then 25th birthday during a party we had in our backyard. These are the after pictures ...
As an added bonus, I dug up the video of me riding it at the start of the party. Unfortunately, I got in the Lambo's first fender bender, lol you can hear the car horn as the video starts as I signal my start. lol I was probably at 30 mph at the bottom of the hill. Plastic tires and no brakes lead to the car going sideways instead of turning, hit the curb and smacked the sidewalk before rolling into tennis courts. lol SIster luckily stopped a Firebird from coming through the intersection which you can see at the end. Unfortunately no footage of hitting the curb was uncovered, but if you listen for the friends laughter, you can tell exactly when it happens. Video ....
What was the start of this whole 3 month extravaganza you might ask? A blunt ride with a buddy on bulk garbage night. ![]()
Anyway, this is super long now with that last bit. Shake it easy. ![]()
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First off, I turned down the job offer from Subaru. The negatives were too big for me to overcome and money really isnt everything for me. I have worked my fair share of jobs where I was making money hand over fist that I absolutely hated because of people I worked with to realize what a good thing I got going for me now. I have been here for almost 2 and a half years, and I still genuinely like everyone I have to directly work with. My decision has been further solidified as evidenced by my ex potential managers unprofessionalism.
Went to work Saturday, things going abnormally smooth and calm untill around 10:30, then the shit storm began. Solid 5 hours of insane customers with ridiculous expectations and constant bullshit. Here is where it really gets bad.
One of the guys in the detail shop is from Haiti, he is in his late 40's and is a really cool and awesome guy. Despite the language barrier, we crack each other up every single time we pass each other. He is one of those people that make going to work enjoyable. He had been having trouble contacting his family as it seems was the case with many people with family over there. He told me on Friday that he was told it would be another 3 days until phone capabilities would be restored. That alone, I could not even begin to imagine. Your friends, family and loved ones are somewhere you cannot go, cannot contact via any of todays technologies, and you can't do anything but wait ... must be the most agonizing feeling ever.
Somewhere in the middle of the 5 hour parade of morons to come to the dealership, one of the detail guys comes over to me and asks if I had heard what happened. My heart sank to my stomach from the look in his eyes and the tone of his voice. "Pradel's family has been killed" I nearly collapsed. He said something else that I dont remember or didnt hear. I asked, "What do you mean his FAMILY?" He says, "None of them survived" I damn near broke down right there. I cannot really remember much of the rest of that work day, seemed before I knew it, I was in my car going home and that Alice in Chains song up there came on.
Saturday and Sunday were a bit of a blur as well. Somewhere in there my choke job Cowboys got the ass kicking I expected 5 weeks ago, but quite honestly I could care less about at the present moment.
Heavy hearted, I returned to work today. Somewhat good news came that it was not in fact his entire family. Only his daughter. Girl had just recently turned 21. Was in the families home, and one of the concrete walls collapsed on her and crushed her to death. The rest of the family it seems was ok and just missing for some time. To my complete astonishment, shortly after hearing this bit of relieving news, I saw him in the detail shop cleaning a car, obviously not looking himself. I started walking around to the managers asking if anyone had a card or was taking up a collection as seems to be the norm there when this type of thing happens. My inquiry was blown off and I was told that the owners had to be informed of this first ...... I nearly lost my mind. The poor guy lost his son a year before to a car accident, his daughter is killed in an earthquake and we cant get a fucking card going for him? 2 of the managers got much more after their children OD'ed without anyone beating an eyelash or worrying what owners thought of the situation. Thats not even talking about the time off each took after their personal tragedies. The guy was cleaning cars and being a pretty upstanding employee and besides the point his children died in freak accidents, not some self induced variety. 2 days of agony just to hear any word, then getting the worst possible news, before finding out it wasnt everybody but he had lost his other child. And now he is at work busting his ass, and we have to get approval for a card? FUCK YOU!
I told the other advisors I was leaving and was going to CVS to get a card, asked if anyone had issues with it, and thankfully none of them did and each threw a dollar for it. I had everyone BUT the people who told me that I should wait for the owners sign the card. Collected nearly $200.00 for him as well. Didnt expect people to give as much as they did, but it made me glad the scumbags are only in managerial positions in a department other then my own. My immediate co-workers get mad props for watching my work while I was out getting autographs and donations. Waited until 5 to walk over with the detail manager to give him the card. The detail guys all gathered around and the manager told him how I got pissed off and took off to get the card. Just seeing him perk up a little bit when he was told what had gone on made me happy for him to know I consider him my friend. Thats really all the recognition I wanted, for him to know through all the sillyness and clowning around that there were people who had him and his family in their thoughts. To see a little bit of life come back to his face before going back to work was all the thanks that is needed. The only reason why I have written about it here, is to pass along the message. Family can be annoying as hell and piss you off to no end, but you will more then likely miss them when they are gone.
I have a slight dilemma. I have been offered a job.
The good:
33% increase in pay.
Its for Subaru and the obvious benefits for me as far as getting my own worked on.
Less work.
The bad:
Commute sucks ass, passed 3 malls, and a store riddled highway that is notorious for traffic.
New boss, used to work for him and things were very chaotic, BUT it was for Honda which there are WAY more Hondas on the road then Subarus. So may never get as busy thus less chaos?
For the most part, I get along awesome with everyone I currently work with and am a loyal person.
That last one is really the toughest to overcome. The increase in pay would be awesome, it would essentially allow me to continue to pay my parents bills and be able to afford to live somewhere decent other then with them. Would need to find a room mate, which in itself has its pitfalls, but my sanity would be spared. I think when it all boils down to it. I need to stop over thinking, go with my gut and just do it. I can still be friends with them if I dont work with them. I just really have a lot of fun working with those guys. Most days anyway. lol
I had a 6 day vacation, had a fucking shitload of unused vacation and sick days. Took it with the intention of staying home and doing cool shit around here. 2nd day of 6, in 1 short hour, all my friends and plans bailed on me. Weirdest shit ever, some of them have never met each other.
Oh, I had to buy a safe. Needed one anyway, got a large fire/water proof safe for $40. Cant beat that, but I had $240 stolen from me by one of my family members. Almost positive we know who it was, but cant prove a damn thing. Mother had $200 stolen, and the kicker, my 10 year old cousin had his christmas card stolen that had a $50 bill inside. 2nd cousins brother in law was found in peculiar areas of the house a few times. Whats with people acting like jackasses when you have been invited to an awesome party? I had some drunken frat kid throw hot dog rolls into my ceiling fan, subsequently breaking it, and squeezing mustard into the tape deck of some crappy radio at my house before. Just makes you not want to have parties. I used to have some insane parties too. Some of these SG parties would be tame in comparison. Highlight party was a dozen naked co-workers in my jacuzzi, even male female ratio I might add. Naked general manager streaking through my neighborhood. Having sex on my front lawn, top half in a bush, bottom half 5 feet away from the sidewalk while people were still coming to the party. Remember someone walking by saying, "Holy shit look in the bush .... Oh thats Mark"
Got fucking WASTED for New Years Eve. As it should be, had the day off so I decided to wake and bake, and just drink and smoke the decade away. It sucked for the most part, but good has definetly come out of it. If anything, I learned a good amount of life lessons. Missed this, but found it on youtube. What do you think of the spoiler on the car? I think it looks pretty hot.
270 some odd feet on to a floating barge. Kid is NUTS
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We been getting a good amount of snow. Just missed the 2 feet everyone south of us got the one storm. Think we have had about a foot total this year. Which for the start of our year is pretty good. Still havent purchased my snowboard pass, maybe next week sometime. Figured out that the new Subie comes standard equipped with summer tires. Yea yea, I know, its a performance tire for anyone about to argue that pont, but this is a cold weather state and should have something a little tougher. Aside from that, have read on multiple forums that other owners have had issues with them and had to replace all together after 8K due to horrendous road noise. lol Good times. Just gonna buy a nice all season and keep the summers for the track.
Oh! I think I bruised/fractured a rib at work. Tom foolery responsible, hope its just bruised. Breathing, laughing, talking loud makes it hurt, I sneezed 2 paragraphs ago and almost cried. lol Farting was difficult, how am I supposed to poop? The important things are always on my mind.
Anyone ever see that Allstate insurance commercial where the dude just talks through most of it and at the very end says, "Thats Allstate's stand"? Well for the longest time, I thought he was saying STAN. Like clockwork, my dumbass is yelling, "Who the fuck is STAN!?!?!?!?" at my tv. lol
End of last month was pretty cool too. Consecutively I had a 6 day weekend, followed by 2 4 day weekends. Oh, and those flaky ass friends I was talking about before? The majority got the finger and some colorful comments for being flakes. Aside from relationships and exes, I cant seem to escape this. Whats with flaky people sucking me in? lol
Things I need to do this coming year:
Find workout partner and get to where I was 4 months ago before quitting smoking for a start
Move back out
Mountain bike/fish/hike as often as possible
Put myself first and do me before thinking about someone elses good time
Take as many vacations as possible
If you want to help with any of those or have any good ideas or want to join in with me, holler.
Heres to having an optimal year.
Search jaboody dubs while in youtube to see even more hilarity.
P.S. Anyone else as thrilled as I am at the shallacking the New York football Giants took to end their season? No? Just me? Go fuck yourself, GO COWBOYS!!!!!
I have sucesfully quit smoking I think, its been 2 months and I have no desires to smoke a cigg. Unfortunately, I have gained just about all the weight I busted my ass losing right back. I would much rather be 20lbs heavier then I want to be then have lung cancer. This weight will inevitably piss me off at some point and I will start working out like a maniac again. Until then, lethargically sitting in my chair playing video games and smoking weed.
I went camping 3 times this year, once with ECCT which was tamer then the passed 2 years, but still a good time, we shot some guns ...

second with my friend Jess which was pretty cool since we had the entire site to outselves and did some goofy ass shit, and third with some work friends in upstate NY.
That last one was cool except it was dipping below 30 degrees at night and I had nobody to keep me warm in my sleeping bag.
I realized before posting this that I never posted in here what happened to my bugeye Subaru ...

Yes, that is really her in that video racing home from work.
2 days prior to this picture, I quit smoking ciggarettes, the day before this picture I spent an hour and a half cleaning the interior, mostly windows and the film from smoking ciggs that was left behind. The morning this picture was taken, I spent another 2 hours detailing the shit out of it. It looked so good, I decided to take a quick camera phone picture.
Later on that night, zoomusikgrl and derceto had a party for what I believe was derceto's moving in celebration. Had about 4 beers or so in the 3 hours I was there. Made my exit choosing the responsible route to not get drunk before driving. Was on the exit ramp of one highway to another, doing about 35-40 mph and suddenly the rear tires broke loose and the Subie was completely sideways, had no time to react or even try to counter steer. She hoped a very large curb setting the airbag off. Me not wearing my seatbelt, hit the bag. She then hit a telephone pole, me still not wearing the seatbelt then hit the windshield. I have pictures on the camera of the left side of my face that I only assume hit both the bag and glass. Will post at later date of those as well. Long story short, she was totalled.
I first saw her brought out to me like this ...
The forklift lowered her right in front of me. I am man enough to say I nearly cried. I spent a lot of sweat, time and money on her. Even though I was toying with the idea of selling and buying something else, that was not the way I wanted to see her go out. You can kind of see how close the telephone pole came to coming inside with me ...
I escape again with no broken bones. Cuts all around my face, 3 of which came less then 1'2 and inch from my left eye, and some muscles in my neck and shoulder and back that are still tense. Speaking of, who wants to give me a massage? ![]()
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Moving on, I ended up getting a ridiculous deal on a new '08 Subaru STi. It sat on the lot of a dealer in upstate NY before Subaru took it back and put it up to a dealer only auction, where it was then in turn sold to me. Morons evidentally didnt think the value through and knocked 8 grand off the sticker. The car had 20 miles on it. There was one I was looking at with 12,000 more miles on it for the same price, so I told the guy I would "sleep on it", better known as go home and get money, and made a deposit the next morning. This was a picture (2) taken shortly after delivery ...
Painted the trim around the fogs red, they come silver, and the black bumper vents were red as well, 2 subtle accents, but I think they make a world of difference. The new Subie is definetly quicker and I am sure I will like it as much as I loved the bugeye. Started the process of getting to like it more by spending an obscene amount of money on full exhaust, short shifter and intake. Have tinted the windows and am about to apply colored rock guards on all the lights. Am going to get a front mount intercooler, bigger turbo and an access port next. Rims and lowering soon there after. ![]()
Incidentally NEVER buy a car from WAYNE SUBARU. Not even going to get into it, but trust me, I work at a dealership, if the deal wasnt so good, I would have bought nothing from them. TRUST ME.
Anyone know where I can get a good cheap pc? Maybe even a laptop? My little fucker is on its last legs, either that or just needs a good f disking. lol
Watching the Yankess win the world series made me realize one thing. Philadelphia Phillies are the only major league mens sports team .... where the mascot is feminine. I say more of this! Step forward newly annointed Chicago Cows, Milwaukee Deer, Washington Witches and Sacramento Queens of the NBA? What say you Dallas Cowgirls, Washington Squaws, Detroit Lioness' .. that might actually suit there recent play, and Oakland's Wenches ... lol that might suit them too. Lol enough of that.
Have been doing a shit load of fishing as well. Mostly trout fishing, went lake and ocean beach too. Got drunk more then anything ocean fishing. Sat starting at the waves drinking tequila for quite some time. lol Needless to say I did not drive home that day. The inner Pollack in me has been tilting my hand at an extraordinary pace lately. Having said that I am laying off the booze for a bit, or at the very least cutting back to my usual standards. lol This is photographic evidence of my bottom less thirst that has plagued my wallet and fattened those of my local drink slingers ....

My beverage was the one on the left next to a regular pint glass. I did not drive home that night either.
This is getting a bit long winded here. In closing I am 30 fucking 5 ... ![]()
Still feel like I am in my 20's, is that a good or bad thing? ![]()
Ever watch something that makes you feel completely horrible about the way you have conducted yourself? This made me feel that way ...
On a much lesser note and a brighter end to this blog, has anyone seen this South Park episode .... ?
That has been a running joke for me and some people for some time now. Fucka you whale!!!!
Oh and this last one ...
OH BOB SAGET!!!!! Thats my new swear word. Lol It at least sounds like you are swearing when it is yelled. Try it! Until then, shake it easy ya'll!!!
Oh, and that crush is still going strong. ![]()
I contemplated the worth of my job today. By that I mean, there have been a lot of people on really thin ice for various reasons. One of whom is an express tech, all he is responsible for is basic oil changes and shit like that. Every tech starts there pretty much, really mundane job, oil change after oil change after oil change. Well he has basically fucked up every aspect of his job at some point. Today, he is in the computer area, and decides to put up a swastika as the screen saver for the computer. Mind you, the owners of the dealer are jewish, and he works with 2 large Polish men, myself and one of the other techs. Other Polish dude finds it, tells me, and as I am going to have a look see, the owner walks in the room. I gotta say i went a little blind with rage, next thing I know other Polish dude, the owner and my manager are holding me back from the door and I am cursing like a drunken sailor. Long story short, I calmed myself down enough to realize that kicking his ass really wasnt worth being unemployed with lawsuits on my hands. I guess he didnt know I found out what he did and tried saying goodbye to me, I just glared at him and walked away. Fucking racist piece of shit. Do yourselves a favor, if you have any sort of racist bone in your body to that type of an extreme, take yourself off my friends list. And yes, the little mongloid looking fuck got himself fired ... finally.
In other news, I bought a new car. Will be posting before and after pictures of the bugeye Subie and a video and pictures of the new 08 Sti hatch after I get plates and can pimp it out a lil bit. More or less doing it for myself so I can look back on it. Some of you may appreciate it, although I am sure the majority of you could give a shit. Weird, I really miss that car though, I put a lot of time and effort into it and its a shame that it was totalled. At least I walked away from it pretty much unscathed. Could have been a lot worse as you will see in the totalled pictures. I guess this and other near death happenings in my life have made me the way I am. I try not to waste opportunity and kind of fly by the seat of my pants. Nobody is guaranteeing me tomorrow and I dont want to take anything for granted. lol Almost killing yourself makes for a cliche' spewing ass I think.
I havent smoked a ciggarette for 3 weeks now.
I am going camping in upstate NY for the weekend, Hunter mountain is having Oktoberfest, if only they had snow and I could break out my snowboard, this weekend would be perfect.
I have been a really grumpy bitch lately. Part of it is because of the car and being without one for 2 weeks definetly contributed. Other half is a bit more scary. I have been getting concussions since the early 90's. So much so that I am unsure as to how many exactly, I know by the late 90's it was up to around a dozen with varying degrees of severity. Needless to say, I am getting them easier and easier lately and am a bit afraid of whats happening and what will happen if I continue to get them. How I have gotten this many and have not sustained brain damage ... as far as I know anyway, is beyond me. I dont want to grow up to be a vegetable, but I dont want to walk around wearing a helmet either lol For any that dont know, some of the side effects are moodyness and chronic migraines. After crashing the Subaru, I would lose myself in my own conversations and it was taking me longer and longer to do common tasks that generally took me no time to do previously. The effects have disipated to an extent, but I still feel like I have been walking around in a fog lately and have not quite been myself. Anyway, I am just rambling here and appreciate anyone who had read this far. Next blog will be more full of fun shit. Keep your fingers crossed for me that the recent rash of shit storm has passed.
Shake it easy ya'll
3 things ...
I am developing quite the crush.
I quit smoking today, its been a little over 3 hours now, doing pretty good. Keep your fingers crossed for me.
I dont know who I stole this from, but it was on someone elses blog, I dont know how they got away with it, but Rammstein's newest video ...
http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/
If you are an old fucker like me and remember what videos used to be back in the day, your jaw will be in your lap by the end of it. And yes, you really need the disclaimer before watching it. lol
*update already* lol as soon as I finished typing, I smoked, but it was from my vaporizor.
*updated again* When you get pissed off at work, come to my job. When the government is storing 130+ cars on your property that nobody cares about and are going to the scrap yard anyway, rousing games of bumper clunkers will ensue.
Made a spur of the moment trip to Philly last night into today, had some fun, ate at Jim's steaks, and visited my friends new store. Pretty bad ass store too if you ask me. Its a co-op ... not that I know what that means entirely, the jist of it I think I understand, artists make stuff and put it up for sale in her store. Wish I had brought some money with me, could have easily dropped a few hundred dollars on random art and other various cool things that were in there. If you happen to be in the Philly area, look it up, its called Fishtown Airways, its just off 95.
I seem to have a knack for talking my way out of tickets. Got pulled over on the PA turnpike last night, was doing well over 100. Not proud of this second part, but I also had a few drinks in me, nothing to the point where I was bombed, but I had a buzz going. Would have easily passed sobriety tests, dunno about a breathalyzer though. Either way, I dont make a habit of doing that. Cop pulls me over and I made up some story about my ex who broke up with me 4 years ago before she went off to college and was back in the area, but was leaving in the morning, lol made up a side story about some other driver who kept cutting me off and slamming on his brakes. Had me pulled over for about 20 minutes or so, but came back with no ticket and said something along the lines of "slow down, save a life" Could have sworn I saw a billboard that said the same thing right before he pulled me over too, but no ticket works for me.
At some point I am going to post some new pictures I have taken this summer, but my computer sucks balls and I dont want to slow it down any worse then it is.
Going to zombie prom in Philly at the end of the month, and camping with some coworkers in upstate NY next month for Oktoberfest. Should be a good times.
Going through my annual "what to do for my birthday" questions. Always seems to end up with me visiting my favorite local watering hole. Would like to do something above and beyond that, but it seems like such an attention whore thing to do to me. Like, "hey, I havent talked to you in awhile but its my birthday, want to do something extravagant and buy me liquor/presents/give me birthday head?" lol I also never seem to be surprised by anything as far as that goes. I would love to get something totally awesome one year, and have no clue about it until I actually get it.
Have been debating with myself about getting a second job. Would be something in the restaurant/bar industry. I have worked in every facet of both, but am not sure if I really want to run myself down like that. Full time job has me working about 50+ hours per week, and if I took another job, it would be for 2 nights a week minimum, maybe more depending on what their minimum requirements are. Also factor in any training I would have to go through before I actually got to start working and the whole scenario doesnt sit well with me. What to do, what to do.
One thing that definetly has got me excited is the prospect of moving some time next summer. Need to start saving and thats where the second job would make things much easier. I will probably procrastinate the fuck out of this until next summer rolls around, or maybe I will light a fire under my ass and get my shit together as far as thats concerned. I should at least explore the options a little further then what I have.
Thats about it for now, picture updates next time around, shake it easy!
I have been in a really nasty funk as of late, over things that are trivial and would normally have no effect on me. I have way to much free time on my hands and my laziness has reached all new highs. I am not even going to get into it, its so ridiculous, I will feel like an ass for even mentioning it. It just all came at the same time. I need something fun to do so I can distract myself from recent shit storms.
Had the weekend off, and I spent a rare Monday off sleeping. I think I may have been awake for a total of 4 or 5 hours yesterday, kept falling back asleep where ever I was, if I wasnt standing, I was asleep. So fucking lame.
Where to start ... I think I mentioned the letter I got from the state of NJ that stated I owed back taxes for 7 years or some heinous bullshit. Anyway, finally got in touch with my accountant and she informed me everything was on the up and up on her and my end, that it should just be some sort of misunderstanding or them fishing for people who have something to feel guilty about. So I call them, I give her my address, random other information, she rattles off my social and what have you. She then asks me if I have ever owned a business, I tell her that I have had multiple ideas, but never really followed through with any of them and never filed any sort of paper work. She goes, "So you never owned Jersey Soundivision?" I say no, she tells me, "Well it has you listed as the sole proprietor with zero employees" I damn near shit myself right there. I used to work for this company earlier in the decade, and actually lived in Laurel MD for a summer or so while I was working for one of their other offices. Turns out the fucker put the business in my name some how. Makes me kind of wonder .... There anything else in my name I should know about? I am afraid to even find out how I would find something like that out. Ignoring it probably isnt the best way to go here.
On brighter notes, I took a mini vacation and went to Wilmington NC last month, it was fun saw some cool shit, did some cool shit, hung out with cool people, just what I needed at that moment. Incidentally, NC road construction crews on 95 can eat a dick. They would get traffic down to 1 lane, do construction for a few miles, then open it back up, only to get it back down to 1 lane again a few miles down the road ... OVER AND OVER, I must have went through about 5 different construction sites. lol fuckers, here are some of the highlight pictures ....
On the way down, after hanging out with my homegirl Adelayde I noticed this cars license plate frame ...

Upon arrival in North Carolina, my host and myself went to get breakfast when I noticed the meat choices under the hot breakfast sandwiches included ....

TAYLOR FUCKING HAM!!!!!!!!! Eat a dick South Jersey!!!! lol
Gotta say though, that might have been the worst Taylor ham, egg and cheese on an everything bagel I have EVER had. Bagel tasted a bit off, must be true what they say about our water making a better bagel, and the sandwich had 1 egg, 1 slice of cheese, and 1 slice of taylor ham. At least they got the name of it right
I always seem to come across random statues to take pictures with at zoos, parks and museums that look much more real in photos then they did in real life, lastest example ...

Crappy ass picture, but I got frustrated tryin after the first 12 that I took didnt come out well. Sharks in this massive tank at an aquarium in NC ...

I came back home, drive wasnt too bad, and have been obsessed with this song in these 2 breakdancing movies I saw since then. First one was a Jamie Kennedy movie and sucked donkey balls, but you can hear a bit of the song and the breakdancers with their faces painted appeared in both movies, did the same routine to the same music, I was impressed to say the least.
This is the actual full song for anyone else that liked it as much as I did ...
My puppy dog had one of her back legs operated on, poor girl tore the muscle from the bone and had barely been able to walk, doing much better now, but the day I came back home, my cat Raja was sitting on this swing we have in the backyard and Molly was sitting at the base of it staring at her and whimpering cuz she couldnt get up. I walked over, picked her up and put her on it. Came back outside 2 hours later to find this ...

Sound asleep, they laid there together for hours
The following Thursday, I went to the Philly zoo with my friend Jess, had heard they had baby otter pups. Although they didnt have them in the exhibit with the older otters, it was still a lot of fun. More pictures ....
Chubby little baby praerie dog ...

Peacock ...

2 larikeets making out ...

Then we stumbled across this, lol Galapagos turtles were evidentally in heat, the grunting noise could be heard pretty well off ...
Whats funny about the video for me is the turtle that looks like he is sitting in front watching had actually just got done bangin out the same turtle that this other one came to get sloppy seconds on RIGHT before. Also note, everytime he grunts and thrusts, his little back legs jump. Gotta love animal porn.
That whole night ended up being awesome, 2 big bottles of wine, jacuzzi ... cant complain
Saw fireworks in Maywood and Clifton. Each were good, hard to say which were better, but I was compeltely shitfaced for Clifton's. The whole weekend was pretty damn fun. Working back to back 6 day work weeks, so I might be a bit grumpy for the next 2 weeks, but then I work a 3 day week and am off 4, so I have something to look forward to, including the White Trash BBQ!
Incidentally, anyone going to ECCT this year?
Ok, this is ridiculously long, in closing, I think my ipod is fucking psychic, anytime I have issues with flaky ass women, or they misrepresent themselves and turn out to be dirty pirate hookers, this song magically comes on every time without fail!
I added the version with the funny shit behind the music, for the most part I agree with the song, except for 2 random lines, guess which lines and win a cookie!!!
Shake it easy SG!








